Chris Morris

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You feed beefburgers to swans! (I'm Alan Partridge)

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Chris Morris and Alan Partridge discuss what happens to you when you die (The Day Today MiniNews, first broadcast 8th February 1994)

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Racist police horses (The Armando Iannucci Shows - 2001)

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The Midlands now, it'll be warm at first but turning cocky later at around 12, and there should be some cloud around in the shape of a whore.

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Gay Desk from Colin Poppshed (The Day Today)

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Me when changing twitter passwords

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“Luckily the amount of heroin I use is harmless”

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“This is the one thing we didnt want to happen”

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Old account hacked by trolls. Please follow this one whilst twitter investigates #ChrisMorrisBits please RT