Chris Mortenson

Educator, Coder..Radio/TV Producer, Book Lover, Gamer, Museum Nerd, Science, Culture, Community Superhero, wannabe Vegetarian, Open Knowledge, ...HAPPY HUMAN.

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"But to cook, you must kill. You make ghosts. You cook to make ghosts. Spirits that live on in every ingredient." The 100 Foot Journey.

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I hate to post this but when I am teaching I bring my A.S.K. bag..(Active Shooter Kit) it has door wedges, rope, zip ties, (for securement). 4 quick release tourniquets, cold packs, 4x4 bandages, (first aid) a window hammer, 3 heavy metal balls and others items. It's a new era

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@smc429 Ugliest boy band ever?

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@DavidJHarrisJr No one cares about that crap anymore....

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17 equations that changed the world

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@nicksortor He won't go to any event unless he is the center of attention.

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@PeteHegseth I don't think they care if secretary dumbass is there or not.

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@RepJackKimble I say this as a person who works 50-60 hour weeks just to get by.........Bitch, please.🤔

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@WhiteHouse Donnie, the cards are MADE in China.

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@TheJusticeDept No, you're not.... your just another arm of the Trump Mafia....the easily manipulated arm.

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@TheJusticeDept @POTUS Hey how are those Epstein files doing?

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@SecDuffy Uhhh secretary dumbass its easy to blame somebody else , move forward...what's your plan going forward?

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@DHSgov @fema Great! Now do Hegseth!

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@LauraLoomer Let it go already Laurie jeez!

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@IngrahamAngle Sorry, you're not really relevant anymore.....like a trump child .

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@donkoclock No military service or knowledge.

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@LughAengusOg @WhiteHouse Jesus, you're funny.....and also a bot account.

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@LughAengusOg @WhiteHouse Jesus called, he just read this and he is pissed.....but he forgives you.

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@RealJamesWoods Who is James Woods?

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@PressSec There is no way in hell door dash was allowed on the white house grounds. Why does this guy lie so much? How stupid are the magasheep?