Chris Muirhead

muso ~ writer ~ filmmaker ~ pistachio-er

[Chris Muirhead @ChrisMuirs]

Can't wait to read Blitzed #nazisonmeth

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@Injury_Claims_ Hi - I would like to share this statistic around, where does it originate from? Thanks!

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@Injury_Claims_ Hey - can I get the source for this - Shocking!

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@CarlEveCrime I wonder if you would be kind enough to pass a message on to the Polish family that were attacked in Plymouth?

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@Dustpiggies hat and beard. It's fucking freezing

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The looks of worried panic I get from women when I'm walking through Freedom Fields park is genuinely upsetting. #letseattherapists

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Described by work colleagues today as 'like a cornetto someone's dropped in a barbers'... Touché work mates. Touché

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@Dustpiggies cleaved from the herd and left to die in the wilderness

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@Dustpiggies gross

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@Dustpiggies I've blocked those years out. You know that

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@Dustpiggies is that some Mr Baines forgiveness going on there? You're so mature. *baines peering around the corner of the gym shower

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@Dustpiggies doesn't taste like Apple juice like Mr Baines said it would.....

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@Dustpiggies for drinking the wee that you want? I'm getting pretty mixed signals here, are we drinking piss or not?

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@Dustpiggies nice warm mug. Get it down ya son

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@Dustpiggies it was a superb batch of readings. You're just biased because of the quality of my foot rubs

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@Dustpiggies hope you're feeling better soon my friend *hugs

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Stop it, you fiends!!!!!

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@Dustpiggies in my pants

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@Dustpiggies http://t.co/baBUJYlVV5

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@Dustpiggies cooking up piss.....?!