Chris

"show a little faith there's magic in the night"

[Chris @ChrisNorton49]

@Lord_Sugar “That’s no moon”

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Maurizio Mariani definitely received a Fiat and a Rolex as a “gift” this week. #JuveNapoli

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@Napolitando I’m not convinced. Osimhen nocked the ball out of his feet and then out sprinted someone almost 10 years older than him. I’d expect him to score? Good job it was Danilo. Chiellini would have cleverly fouled him and someone younger (could) have forced him wide.

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@PhilWilliams 😂😂🤣

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@greg_jenner The unimpressed face on the guy behind him! 😂 #Italiandeathstare

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@GregABZ03 It’s absolute hypocrisy, kicking someone off the pitch is cheating. Neither do they mention Owen going down easy to win the match winning pen in 2002... An English player cheating as well, such a thing couldn’t happen!?

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@NOTYOUBENTLEY hearing Arsene is on Desert Island Disks this week, I’m wondering if he’ll play the whole of Alice Cooper’s 1982 Album - Zipper Catches Skin 🤔

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@katie0liviax

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@IanWright0 Ian Wright, Wright, Wright. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@delightdessert4 I would like to make you aware of the poor product and horrendous service I’ve just received. Resulting in me calling the store to complain, only to get a call back from your team member directly from her mobile in order to tell me I’m wrong.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Government expectations vs reality

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@mrjakehumphrey Hard to judge given what’s happened in the last 3 months. One thing is for sure, an important summer ahead. Who stays, goes and comes in.

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@AzzurriFanPhil Calabria 😂

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@katie0liviax Anything below 20c is cold. Don’t mistake brightness as warmth 🤣

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@katie0liviax Because 18c is cold.

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@katie0liviax What?

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@90sfootball “Danish Bergkamp, DENISH Bergkamp, DENISH BERGKAMMMMP”

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@PremierSportsTV i understand your commentary comes from a studio, but I wish the stadium atmosphere could be heard. It’s like watching snooker!

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: Gazzetta Football Italia, 1995. After the goals round-up, James takes us through the papers with a pastry by his side.

Juve are mint, Gazza’s back and there’s an unlikely gag about Darwinism.

Fucking brilliant start to your weekend.

[Photos of Football @photosofootball]

Roberto Carlos casually recreating his famous free-kick against France!