Chris O'Donovan

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[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

Today at work I was putting a bit of steel try to secure a cable as it had been damaged by a donkey. I was working away in the rain when the @WillieNelson song "Cruel World" came on my headphones. I then look to my right to see the Donkey 20m away looking at me.
A nice Moment

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

RIP Dot x

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

1 point behind 1st and come 3rd.... and no prize

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

Call me the fart machine

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

Get in out of the sunshine anyway lads

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

@SoothersSounds have sales gone up since Covid?

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

@kwd_official I assume ye'll still be on in the morning?

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

The world is coming to an END...
The English are running out petrol.
The Irish are running out of Electricity.
I bought a book.
WHAT NEXT 😳

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

We put wing mirrors on cars so you don't have to twist you body to look out the back window you gobshite.

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

Third World Problems

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

The evenings are closing in fast

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

@PaudieHodnett @Seanfroe Did you test it out in the bath

[Chris O'Donovan @ChrisODonovan20]

Why don't they call garlic bread garlic toast?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Ah yes, there he is. Pep doing his big rant to a player in a moment when normal managers would be celebrating.

Ooh, you're so intense. Give it a rest pal. You're top of the league by a million points and haven't conceded a goal since nineteen tickey-two. Have a beer and relax.