Chris Coon

and so they hang in judgment

[Halimede @HalimedeMF]

@Aoibakushin it is because I tasted the sweetest fruit of intimacy with her that my eyes were opened. yes.

[Mousegirl Acid 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🐭 @mouse_acid]

transgender star wars character who passes call that luck shitto

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL YEAR OF THE THIRD AMENDMENT

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@HalimedeMF Same for me, Halimede. Great minds, I reckon.

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@JoshDenny Fat.

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

JD Taft: Im going to fuck The Bathtub

[The Big Crunch Theory @CrunchCardwell]

🤮🤮🤮

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@NicoOkapi I can make some calls

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@Patryk87837486 Acquiring US Tax dollars

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@ilygaruka You remember you was conflicted?

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

Did 45 mins for the first time in 6 months. Bombed. Hate all of my stand up, it turns out. Writing all new stuff.

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@finalkiIIcam Yeah

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

I am the natural predator of the plastic adirondack

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@philliplede Heathen? We dont use it anymore really but it was there

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

Odysseus lookin for Sea Peoples

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

@dennismacelroy Good film tbh

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

I would be perfectly happy to fuck newly leftist Charlotte Kirk.

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

imagine hooking up with a girl at the bar then later finding out she used to be charlie kirk

[Chris Coon @chrisoveralls]

I love this country. They let you any crime you want as long as you are minding your business and not drunk :)

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Kitten, it hurts mommy when you remind her you were born after 9/11. :(