Peña Colada

Professional Wiffle Ball Player. Billionaire in the making.

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@spurs @FrostBank I’ll just leave this here

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@Bricks_and_Figs Lol their dms are gonna be full of dick pics

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@Marlins as if fan attendance isn’t low enough, might as well not let them any sorts of fun. At least the @Cardinals know how to have a good time

https://t.co/flx6LOKoP7

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@ChudTheBuilder @nikitabier

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@ChudTheBuilder

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@BenBankas I think I’ll go to the show after seeing this…Miami will be fun 😉

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@Chase https://t.co/KmTJ3ounbY

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@justanparker @Chase That branch is located here:

https://t.co/KmTJ3ounbY

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@SeeRacists Anybody know what bank branch it is

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@jon_banner1 @McDonalds Mmmmm “product” that is always “good” on a late night

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@McDonalds A real bite vs a forced bite. “Mmmm so good” *spits it out after “review”*

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@Wayfair @twschwa I ordered a 5-shelf storage cabinet in 2020 but it contained an underage child. I thought the 13,800 price tag was a little much but I didn’t expect that. 0/5 stars would not order from them again

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@infowars @JoelWebbon @HarrisonHSmith This you bud?

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@UltimateSonix https://t.co/xQVDaLTYFT

The raaaage quit is awesome

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@log1_053 @EricTrump @ABTC Hey, M-Log1. Just checking up on you. Making sure that you invested into ABTC. It’s looking good right now sitting at…2.19. When you made the post it was at 4.30…definitely smart investment made with the Trumps behind it.

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@haydclay Is this a print?

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@log1_053 @EricTrump @ABTC Invest your life’s saving into it and just let it pump if you have so much faith in it. It won’t be a rug pull like the Trump coin 😂

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@ThomsFoolery @BlueJays @Sportsnet Well I have a shitty living quarters living rent free in your head. But you’re wrong, again I don’t have any friends minus the dickheaded landlord

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@ThomsFoolery @BlueJays @Sportsnet You guys can’t even win at a sport you guys claim. Also no one said you controlled the Canadian media. You guys just suck at American sports, including hockey

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@ThomsFoolery @BlueJays @Sportsnet Your reply doesn’t make sense, nor does your shitty broadcast from Canada. “I don’t think the best team won”(even though it went through 7 games)…what? Retarded