Chris

Don't mind me, I'm just a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

most people would assume my spirit animal is a giraffe, however:

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Today I ruined my 131 day Wordle streak.

Tomorrow I start therapy to dive into why losing 5-letter-guess-game devastated me to the extent it did.

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Wordle 249 2/6

⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Wordle 247 2/6

⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

oh my h*ck

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Wordle 246 2/6

🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

holy shit

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Wordle 245 6/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’m not upset, you’re upset

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

The coin toss before a football game is just rolling for initiative. 🎲🏈

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Wordle 231 6/6

🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

an L disguised as a W

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

@JongmoonL I’m open to tutorship

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

Wordle 229 5/6

⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

absolutely robbed

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

i love wordle

[Deirdre J. @DeirdreJernigan]

🚨BREAKING🚨Congress just announced the next stimulus package will be copy, credit, and a meal.

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

@konradfunke @ryan_deboer ANYONE CAN COOK 🐀

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

@konradfunke @ryan_deboer nah, only if you’re currently infected

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

@konradfunke @ryan_deboer tbh I’m pretty sure I had it in late feb

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let us go forward together. The struggle continues.

[Chris @ChrisPieper_]

@notdred @CameronJCross

[Chris Goodwin @cgoodz]

Statement on COVID-19 from my Rollercoaster Tycoon park

[elio @eliocloses]

*coronavirus infects me*

the flint stone gummy I ate back in 2005: