Christopher Patchan

I’ve never seen the actual color red but I like to think that when I do it’s gonna feel like reading a good book, Purdue University, Biology 2022’ graduate 🚂

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@jaxie2600 Your car don’t got no cassette player

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Although it wasn’t the ending I hoped for, I’m extremely proud of my boilermakers 🚂 I look forward to seeing our big man take on his next challenge. #BoilerUp

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This morning I pondered if swallowing my car keys would allow me to remote start my car and then I realized I would be locked out of my car then

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@jaxie2600 Not to speak down to an English major but that’s not how you spell Nordstrom

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I just obliterated a plate of cabbage and beef, I’m feelin kinda oggabooga today

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@jaxie2600 Well I drank it in morning for you then

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The pool rules stated that no food or beverage was allowed in the pool and that I was not allowed to drink the pool water. But since I’m pretty health conscious I drank the pool water since dehydration is a serious condition.

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@jaxie2600 It’s cause grimbus is like a father to you

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@jaxie2600 @jakebake128 “The enemy of good is perfect” a quote I heard from a medical professional

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Gotta say as a Purdue alumni, this adderall shortage must be to blame for the loss

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@jaxie2600 Weird question but do u wash earrings in a laundry machine or in a dishwasher?

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@jaxie2600 If u love football so much then what breed of dog is a bengal

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Just did where’s Waldo for 2 hours and my head is throbbing … but I’ve never felt more alive in my life

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@jaxie2600 Not to burst ur bubble but James Buchanan isn’t a fictional sitcom character on the positive side he’s still single and ready to mingle

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@jaxie2600 That is true I went to the dmv with her today and this was the ID she received

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@jaxie2600 Atleast the bald aspect is correct

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What happened on October 22 will go down in history …

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@jaxie2600 POV u really don’t know what this means

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@jaxie2600 The masculine urge to get drunk at the American boy doll cafe -phil

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@jaxie2600 @jakebake128 He’s telling the truth the pig was flying if u visited u would have seen it