Chris Rance

Come / Go on then

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

Fine. You're not invited

[𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 @SarkasticHumor]

😅

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Men 😂

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Ellie Goulding expresses bewilderment over buses that drive along with ‘not in service’ signs.

“What are they driving around for then?” she said

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

It’s December lads so time to break out this classic

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

His first time at an airport 🤦‍♂️

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

One of the best insults in a show full of great insults

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Seth Mandel @SethAMandel]

This is an extraordinarily weird unit of measurement for an asteroid

[Matt Martin @mygodmarto]

Finally, an accident with subtitles.

[Lucy @crapolatombola]

I’m not sure now is the time for Oops up side your head.

[Crap Local News @CrapLocalNews]

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