Chris Cochran

Opinions and retweets represent my thoughts and feelings and not the views of my employer. Fake it till you make it.

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When a serious injury occurs during the NFL Nickelodeon broadcast.

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@YaBoyRoshi Woah

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@LaNubeWilliams Kevin James??

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If I had a nickel for every time Pedro Pascal stretched in a movie this year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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@superhumman1234 Hard launch of the gf!?

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@AlexAills @CF_Budge idk sux

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@leamaric

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

BREAKING: The @PopTartsBowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀

Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team." Game MVP picks flavor!

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@LeadingReport

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app

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@AdamSchefter

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@CuntboiCarti @HardFactorNews

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@superhumman1234 more please

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Recruitment levels are so low they’re breaking out the free goth gf with signup.

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Am I being ghosted or does she just have AT&T?? #noservice

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Elite #Nickelodeon

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

the lightbulb of my lamp ever since i watched this

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Explaining to Homeland Security why I was yelling “OPEN SHOOTER” in the middle of an airport <<<<<<

[PJ Green @ByPJGreen]

Here we are... the edible mascot in the Pop-Tarts Bowl..

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

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Are you ready for him, @cheetah? #legofortnite