Chris Schoonover

Photographer / Director

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I’m pretty quick to tell a photography client what good stuff I found in the trash the night before.

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Me: These are the smallest heads of lettuce I've ever seen.
Cashier: I just work here.

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5:45am at wawa

Cashier: Good Morning, how are you?

Man: I’m fine…no actually I’m not. Why don’t you guys have pork rinds?

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Check out my photographs of Lucas Hedges for Flaunt.

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Check out my shop:
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It’s fun renting a car so I can see what I might be able to afford to buy in 15+ years.

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If you have super tall and skinny high-back chairs, keep that to yourself. No one needs to see that.

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The most disarming words in the English language are “You have a huge booger.”

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Watched the hamburglar eating a hot dog tonight.

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Talia Ryder photographed for Flaunt Magazine

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@sfranklin_co Great content!

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One time I fell asleep while scrolling through Instagram. My thumb stayed up and sent multiple video DMs of me snoring to a few strangers and friends. I think about their grace and discretion everyday.

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It’s hard to watch a family member sing a made up song to your baby and hear it just fall apart lyrically in front of everyone.

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You know what? I believe her.

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New work for @dna_magazine and @YSL

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The Costco employment application is looking pretty good. I went to college so maybe I can start as an officer.

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Buy some of my prints for your quarantine space. https://t.co/JXCbfBN37L

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Photographed @EmilyMandel for @NYMag and @vulture. Black and white photo hand colored by Linda Schoonover.

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