ChrisScottFake↖️

2011 🏆 2022 🏆 Mr 70% (Win Ratio) Parody

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

This lawsuit has not impacted on my coaching nor my relationship with #geelongcats players & staff.
#iamgeelong
https://t.co/lHVs70Vn5a

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

@lukesssssssss33 @RalphyHeraldSun The #geelongcats biggest advantage is having me as their coach. By the way, we play 10 games at home. Next time do some research & use your fingers to count to 10. #iamgeelong

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

At 10.40pm...who woulda thunk it?
#AFLCatsDons #iamgeelong #dopes

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

Nice of @vline_geelong to add a 'footy train' (10.55pm) 3 mins after the scheduled train at 10.52pm ☹ *Note the game start time is incorrect on website.
Not @VLine issue - but why don't #Geelong businesses campaign for later services? #captiveaudience #iamgeelong #AFLCatsDons

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

I hope Essendon got back on the peptides for #AFLCatsDons #iamgeelong #Dank #bombedout
Lights out tonite.

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

My coaching prep for home games @GeelongCats is 8 #vbcans @st_marys_saint
When it's against Brad & #AFLCatsDons it's 12 cans cause I won't need any strategy. #iamgeelong #besttwin #aflcansdons

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

@Scottland2007 Yea. I'll pay u $10 to get it out of my house.

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

No Fucking Chance
#AFLCatsLions #whiteout #iamgeelong

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

#AFLNorthCats
'Huge Showdown' is a bit of a stretch @afl Bit like saying Clarkson has a huge cock. #minnow #inverted #iamgeelong #geelongcats

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

1000 games as player/coaches for #bradscott & I. Here's a comparison of our coaching record. 17.9% Better + 🏆🏆 ☹ #sadface #iamgeelong #afldonscats #scottbrothers

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

No replays at the ground for dog acts. Fans pay to go & get substandard experience #mcg @mcg #aflcatsvhawks #iamgeelong #dogact #geelongcats

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

Whoever has corrected Neale's set shot technique - needs to be introduced to Dangerfield. #aflcatsdees #afl #iamgeelong

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

Fuck me. My brother Brad has turned up to watch a real farken football team! #gameplantheft #shittwin #iamgeelong #aflsaintscats #AFL #aflbomberscrows

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

I could snag it from here with my eyes shut. Brad? No chance.
#aflbomberscrows #iamgeelong
#aflsaintscats #afl

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

WTF does the anchor sign mean, #fremantlre when you're down by 13 goals with 1min to go? 😅🤣 #wearesunk #goingnowherefast #aflcatsfreo #aflcatsdockers #iamgeelong

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

I look farken great - but Moons is still sour as a lemon milkshake about 2011. #getoverit #iamgeelong #aflcatsfreo #geelongcats

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

Another season - another finals series coming up. Buckle up, Fuckers. 🍻🏆 #aflcatsfreo #iamgeelong #AFL

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

Where are you on this list, Alastair Clarkson, you angry, racist, dwarf? #AFLCatsPower #aflhawkssaints #iamgeelong

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

That's Danger pumpin' out sprints on St Mary's oval pre-game. He didnt call me 'Sir' so he cops punishment. BTW: Fuck Moggs Creek. #AFLCatsPower #iamgeelong #gocats

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

TJ you wanker. That's right. We don't let him in. #AFLCatsPower
#iamgeelong

[ChrisScottFake↖️ @ChrisScottCATS]

Nicholls. The worst umpire in all sport history.
#AFLCatsBlues