Christopher Shawbell

I love reading and writing in all genres. Horror, sci-fi, & fantasy are my favorites. Come by and see my work. Please feel free to critique or comment.

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@jakeshieldsajj Great to see you today (Tilly's...what?). Tap Palhares the hell out, and hold the sub for an extra sec or two. Champ 8/1!

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Great fights! Women of Invicta FC really bringing it to the cage. Much respect here for you warriors! #invictafc12

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#JonJones @danawhite @ufc Clear and concise article with point well-made. Please show integrity. http://t.co/6iyn7bPB9g via @BloodyElbow

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@danawhite @ufc Jon Jones is not exempt from codes of conduct. Strip him. Show integrity or this fan drops you & spreads the word.

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~a wolf waits in the woods~ http://t.co/W1p4qUseRe

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~we should all thank jim & frank for childhood's prelims to the sick & rank~ http://t.co/ZwsMLNz277

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~hell in a handbasket is better than heaven and a harp~ http://t.co/EJgaMv1Y9r

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~candy-flippin', nymphos strippin' & douche-bag snippin'~ http://t.co/9R66RKSFcA

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~peeing while doing cartwheels naked~ http://t.co/DPECrSdz7f

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~you must whip it ... whip it good~ http://t.co/8dYoKj3rNl

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~i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your mouse down~ http://t.co/QLv51cIdZH

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~of mice and (dead) men~ http://t.co/VjzXmVSf6N

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~milk & coochies~ http://t.co/MwuoPBw3AM

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~toetal catastoephy~ http://t.co/UTy5JwRKKa

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~it takes two to tango (to death)~ http://t.co/5mWptAUA2n

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~a spoonfull of liquor helps the melancholy go down~ http://t.co/O6L3agScLU

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~who let the sobs out? who! who! who!~ http://t.co/BUBs4aHaIz

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~infection of relection, or: avast me maties thares shit to be shoveled~ http://t.co/aNZHCIHYYh

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~home again, home again, jiggity-jig~ http://t.co/rixiewDUpY

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~the pee wee in me~ http://t.co/PpTwMgQJcR