Chris Shefelton

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

@HBO if I pay for no commercials. that means no commercials. even if i can skip them. i don't need to see an ad for a product i am already paying for.

STUPID IDIOTS.

thank you for the wonderful tv shows though.

#gabagool #whathappenedtowallace #misbehavin

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Do y'all get tired of doing the don't celebrate death, I'm celebrating death discourse too?

I can't believe you'd say that about x person.

Says the same exact thing about y person.

So many jibronies.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Shove it!

Love,
Chris

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Sharpening my icepick now emoji

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

People who play teams sports are incapable of understanding those who do not.

[David Limbaugh @DavidLimbaugh]

What I don't understand is why Trump supporters are clinging to Tucker even though he appears to have unilaterally abandoned the relationship, and he's not even paying child support or maintenance. He gets to trash it with impunity and is still loved by many of its adherents. ???

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

looks like meat is back on the menu, boys

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

It's called rice and legumes and people have been doing it for a millennia. #beanpilled #ricemaxxing

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

It's called rice and legumes and people have been doing it for a millennia. #beanpilled #ricemaxxing

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Every person who has helped make the American economy the most top heavy it's nearly ever been complaining about a policy.

I'm gunna let it ride for a bit.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

@OsitaNwanevu Democracy means about as much as Fascism does to most folks.

Out of touch messaging for the win!

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Did I forget to do something today? I really can't place it.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Selective service ends at 35 years.

See y'all on Mount Megiddo.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Y'all keep this up, im gunna have to figure out what a chapel ruin is. And no one wants that

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

i am not couchmaxxed but could possibly be weirdpilled depending on which partisan is giving out the pill.

Follow for more up-to-date political analysis.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

let's give it up for all the president's that went to jail

#neveragain

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

If I found out my doctor was on Twitter all the time, I’d immediately find a new doctor.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

maybe if we all collectively shut up, things might actually get better.

have we ever tried that before?

oh, i need to shut up. got it.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

Having a “para-social relationship” with a war has to be one of the more fascinating aspects of the psychosis generated by social media.

I think Kony2012 is an interesting case study that directs us to the point we are today.

[Chris Shefelton @ChrisShefelton]

@iamscottenglish @Paul_Bowers Vinegar-base, PeeDee, Horry County, Peter Horry, 18th Century French Huguenots, France, French Revolution, Leftism. Checks out to me, boss.

[Congaree Riverkeeper @congareervrkpr]

Thanks so much to the volunteers who came out for our last cleanup of 2022! We picked up over 1,000 pounds of trash from the Broad River at Riverfront Park, including more than 450 plastic bottles. 🚮