Chris Socratous

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Nationality : Brazilian.
Shirt number: 17
Smile: Fucking massive

This guy is most certainly the second coming of the Pastor. Good job I didn't delete all those memes.

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@StretfordPaddck 😂😂😂

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@ManUtd Gutted for Senne. 😒 Should’ve played it safe and palmed it away.

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@StretfordPaddck He’s a fraud. Wasted the golden generation of Belgium too. He’ll somehow get the France job when Deschamps retires too. 🤣

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Saka and Rashford starting apparently. 🤞🏼Hopefully that’s the last we see of Gordon and Madueke. 🤮 Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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🦁

The last time we wore red in a tournament was back in 2018 against Sweden.

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@StretfordPaddck Option B, 110%!

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@iAmTheClarke Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy! 🤣 Not on par with John Terry, but not a million miles behind.

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@Rory_Talks_Ball 🎻😂

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@thee_ovie This tweet 👆🏼 Bravo sir… Nail on the head. 👏🏼

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@StretfordPaddck Embarrassing

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@StretfordPaddck Looks fine on the short sleeve, but not keen on the long sleeve.

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@StretfordPaddck Ismaila Sarr if we can get him for a reasonable price on a 2-3 year contract.

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@StretfordPaddck @TyMarshall_MEN Do you want a more nuanced answer than ‘because he’s s**t’?! 🤣

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@KaeKurd Same old Arsenal. Always cheating.

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@AlternativeMUFC Same. Come on the Villa! 💪🏼

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@ManUtd @adidasfootball No vote needed. 100% Bruno. 🇵🇹

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@GeoffNorcott What about the sunshine? The moonlight? The good times? The boogie?!?

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@KaeKurd And I couldn’t be happier for him! 🙊😂

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Yeah and I've just sent a DM to Sydney Sweeney to tell her that I'm not looking for a girlfriend at the moment.

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@lauriewhitwell An extra game suspension for being absolutely 100% spot on. 🙄