Chris Symonds

Bewildered, befuddled and increasingly flabbergasted.
#Safc #GTTO #Rock/Blues/Jazz/Folk/Funk/Soul#MIPO

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@danielmgmoylan @RobertJenrick @Conservatives Your'e just hoping to wake up with an illegal immigrant in your bedroom aren't you?

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@IsabelOakeshott Someone who still preaches the politics of 30s Germany is even more out of date.

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

"A serious scandal is brewing after Keir Starmer accepts a Covid jab, and hasn't added it to his list of gifts. This after he failed to declare a pair of 10p off tickets from Lidl."
🐢💨

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@NadineDorries The punctuation for a "writer" 😂

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@StanCollymore Wow, what a portrait.

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@NadineDorries @DailyMailUK @TheSpectator Still haven't got the hang of punctuation I see.

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@Tjeerd001 A young wizard.

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@montie Trump is older than Biden was when elected you whiskey soaked buffoon.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Very few people realise that the vast majority of hospice and palliative care is provided by charity - not by the NHS.

I think this is a national scandal.

Please RT if you do too 🙏

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@PGroenhuysen @montie Obviously pissed.

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@ClarkeMicah Will of the electorate you buffoon.

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@leeharris @CarlCarbyNews @kelvmackenzie If you can't do the time don't do the crime.

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@CaleGallagher 1.

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@danwootton @NadineDorries A Tory lying! Whatever next.

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@CaleGallagher Ta muchly M'lady.

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@darrengrimes She plead guilty you wankweasel.

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@darrengrimes So where is the leader of your "party"?

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@loxyflo Well that's a generous offer Flo, are you making the arrangements or shall I?

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@RonSexsmith The man in me would do
almost any task..