Crispy cinci

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[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

A Chinese phone farm. These setups are capable of mass activity in seconds.. 📱📱📱📱

https://t.co/3FSjfPMwLy

[Butthole Surfers @buttholesurfers]

Butthole Surfers - Live at Schlachthof in Bremen, Germany (1987) Hour long concert up now on
@YouTube:
https://t.co/5A8ZM50W0o
A Monokell Productions A/V recording, presented by (((unartig))). Camera work by Oliver Müller, Karsten Schulze & Thomas Schulze

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@rawsalerts LLLLLLLLOOOOOOSSERSS! Remember when liberal tears was a thing? This has got to be the ultimate in MAGA tears. He lost the election, he loses everything, and following him around makes you an even bigger loser.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@CaptainMorganTN @rawsalerts So by your logic you are fine with liberals blocking traffic?

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@Swabbies_actual @joncoopertweets Well the GOP could still vote for it and then publicize that nit picky point in committee before the final vote. But simply voting against it right off the bat is a terrible look and doesn’t give them time to even raise your point.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@ColoradoOhio @joncoopertweets What was the lie?

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@Countryboy3343 @joncoopertweets Why? What does it say?

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@JackPosobiec It was over. He did a great job too, unlike Trump who has no respect for our troops.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@LarryGreer20 @thejackhopkins Not true at all. Brag was late to the party, Cohen was interviewed multiple times when he went to jail for lying for Trump. They were building that case long before Brag got it handed to him. Get your head out of the kool aid.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@tygerfly45 @Dogula66 @LibertyCappy “Written to not need updating” according to you not the founders. The founders intended for things (even the 2A) to be changed as needed. Hell it’s called an “amendment” for Christ sakes! Stop living in the past and like a Neanderthal and wise up.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@DAHall89 @Dogula66 @LibertyCappy Which cannot possibly ever happen today, unlike when it was written. It’s outdated and needs changed.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@Dogula66 @LibertyCappy It is true. I can go to a gun show right now, pay cash and be handed an AR-15 with no questions asked and take it home without anyone ever knowing. That is a true fact. Getting a car and drivers license requires all kinds of paperwork, test and registration with the government.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@tygerfly45 @Dogula66 @LibertyCappy But that no longer applies. The Army is a million times stronger than the citizens and the personal weapons are too powerful and easy to get. The founders didn’t intend this. It’s an outdated concept that needs to be updated.

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@Dogula66 @LibertyCappy They also said “well regulated” but it’s easier to get a gun than a car and a drivers license.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?

Me:

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@rickygervais Is this your confession?

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

“There are no ‘Palestinian’ people. There are conflicted tribes, and without Israel as the common enemy, they would kill each other”

Son of Hamas leader

[Crispy cinci @ChrisThetibble]

@imjdsharp @krassenstein @EdKrassen Projection