Chris

Some douchebag with five pairs of Dockers

[bantam golf @bantamgolf]

“I miss the good ole days when golf companies named their drivers Big Bertha, Burner and Sasquatch and not Q35, 4ID, and ZX-9000 Hyper Carbon AI Pro Max.”

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

We respectfully present our offering to the table. Thank you.

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@john_keim I’d rather a good day for the Commanders, but whatever

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@argcomms @discoque90 @Eagles @Commanders @NFL He’s an All Pro behind the Eagles defensive line. Mikey S is likely an All Pro if you slap him on the Eagles defense

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@JPFinlayNBCS That’s great JP, but we all know it’s best to sign football players when they’re well into their 30s. Just ask Adam Peters

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

Oh, we tanking

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

There were no structural setbacks for Jayden Daniels. But after medical evaluations, the doctors have advised he not play on Sunday, and he will be re-evaluated next week.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

There were no structural setbacks for Jayden Daniels. But after medical evaluations, the doctors have advised he not play on Sunday, and he will be re-evaluated next week.

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@diidlake Peters and Quinn had the same opportunity to coach him up. Tired of hearing about Ron. He hasn’t been here in a hot minute

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@Tiller56 I need to see the announcement before lunch

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Right now. Go. Do it. @Commanders yeah you admin. Just tweet it into existence.

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

Dan Quinn/Joe Whitt rightfully taking heat, but Adam Peters had a billion dollars in cap space and put together a 🚮 roster. He’s not talked about nearly enough #RaiseHail @Commanders

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

The Butterfly effect from the Terry McLaurin bullshit is unreal #RaiseHail @Commanders

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

"We have moved Joe Whitt Jr from the box to the field"

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

Our number 1 receiver is 89 year old Zach Ertz. Old Yeller this team please #RaiseHail @Commanders

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

#firedanquinn

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@grantpaulsen Imagine him in a Shanahan offense

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

Lemme guess, we’ll know more Wednesday. #RaiseHail #firedanquinn

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Dan Quinn said Jayden Daniels suffered a left elbow injury. Quinn said he’d provide further details as he got them, but he had nothing more tonight.

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Dan Quinn said Jayden Daniels suffered a left elbow injury. Quinn said he’d provide further details as he got them, but he had nothing more tonight.

[Chris @ChrisToTheHess]

@BarstoolNate But he also decided to re-sign aging vets to 1 yr deals, traded premium picks for Lattimore and Tunsil and filled the roster with Bruce Allen bargain bin signings