93% Peaceful Christopher Valence

Veteran of USN, 06-11. Senior Public Relations Officer @DissidentSoaps

Writer, miscreant, bane of hippies. I am Florida Man.

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

"How would you feel if you hadn't climbed the mountain?"

"I don't understand the question. I did climb the mountain."

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The Tibetans expressed horror at the first British expeditions up Mt. Everest and could not understand why the White Man wanted to climb the mountain

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@Zynirith Good girl, I need my ringleaders back.

[Johnny @JohnnyMcIvor]

The "place, Japan" meme completely broke people's brains and made them unable to ask seriously what is so special about Japan. The answer is perfectionism and sensitivity.

Japanese sense things that foreigners cannot sense, and when they set about a task they actually try. This is why Japan is "weird." When a Japanese person has a weird idea, they force it to work. They make it harmonize with the surrounding environment. This creates a situation where every location in Japan feels like a breath of fresh air. Everything has its own unique approach or style. Everything from the design of a storefront to the character of a hammer is unique.

Westerners, of course, are allergic to quality and insist that things be made as quickly and stupidly as possible. So every city in the West feels like a trash dump, and not a place where people live.

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@HarmlessYardDog So, I know this is going to sound crazy, but in the future there's going to be this thing called "computers," and there's this mountain in North Carolina with a magic rock that makes the whole world work...

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

The subplot of every episode is his boss wanting to fire him for giving out extra food but can never figure out where it's coming from, because it never leaves inventory.

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

I Was An S Tier Adventurer But Now My Cheat Skill Gives Extra Nuggies With Every Order

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Reverse isekai where this super cool badass hero dies in battle and wakes up as a minimum wage McDonald’s employee

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@MikeyNohMore I traveled to 5 continents by the age of 21, and it only made me more racist.

So clearly there's a time limit. 🤷‍♂️

[AC @saveusculture]

Libtards spent the last month screeching that Trump had ruined the reflecting pool because they are legitimately too stupid to understand what a construction zone looks like.

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@ArmedJ0y In her head, yes.

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@nogi_kaiyu I can hear it.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

"A man doesn't ask the mountain to be shorter"

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@prodigalsoniv We do a little war crimes. (Sotoa was promised to us 3,000 years ago.)

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

I don't think SKK has had to deal with a genuine yandere before.

[Maic @maicz45]

The Kott

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@knightware98 👀

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@TheMiddleborne We hold this ground in the name of the Primarch!

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

Gaben forgive me, I'm preordering.

[CrankedArrow @ArrowCranked]

AC8 is gonna be a treat

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@ren_wen_moon @BigDickBarclay My employer paid into my pension while I was deployed and now that I'm out my healthcare only costs a hamburger and a handshake AHH THIS IS HELL

[Mick @Mick19988]

Callsign : Top Gun
#umamusume
#ACECOMBAT8WINGSOFTHEVE

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@gakamsky @BitterCRZDLoner You're in luck! All you have to do is watch the movies.

[93% Peaceful Christopher Valence @ChrisValence]

@gakamsky @BitterCRZDLoner A number of reasons, ranging from widespread Droid phobia post-war, a desire to instill patriotism in the Stormtrooper corps, and the unreliabilty of centralized command nodes. That said there were plenty of Imperial wardroid programs post Yavin, such as the Dark Trooper project.