ChrisValenti

Writer/Actor/SuperUncle - Once had fun as a Singer/Songwriter/Comedian

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Sensitive Johnson
The feature film I wrote and made back in 2001 just dropped on Amazon Prime.
We had a blast making this back in the day.

Remember when premature ejaculation was cool? Oh wait, it never was? Whoops.

https://t.co/tm5xud4LXt

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@sambaschutte @SaturnAwards Love love love this!

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@tartarsauce1 You need to commit more crimes

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@SMBspeak @CoAngels @USC @PackTheater @SuperLegitPod @GeffenPlayhouse And it was a spectacular show!!
Kudos my friend!

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@denisohare loved Here We Are!! You’re incredible Denis!
I treasure the deck of cards we used for Hearts on St Patrick’s Day! So glad you signed it!

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@valentinavee If you had been in my Tues workshop rather than Wed workshop, you’d surely be friends with @sambaschutte who may be both the friendliest and most talented person I’ve met in LA

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@jareddiamond Buck Showalter

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@Meta Please help me correct my disabled personal facebook account. https://t.co/8wJFvTYer5
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I have 40 live stream performance videos saved there that I made for my dad after he passed away. These videos do not exist anywhere else. Please help me, I do not want to lose them.

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@meta
Please help me correct my disabled personal facebook account. https://t.co/LrlqiSTnbv

I do not want to lose my many important photographs and memories accumulated over 15 years.

I'm completely devastated. Please help. Please stop ignoring this.

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@meta
Please help me with my disabled personal facebook account. https://t.co/8wJFvTYer5
I have so many dear photographs and memories on my personal profile. So many videos of family and friends that do not exist anywhere else. I'm completely devastated. Please help me.

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@meta Hi Facebook Support,

Please help me recover my personal account.

My personal account - and I guess all four or five of the Pages associated with it - has been disabled.  For reasons I do not know.   I have not come close to breaking any community standard.

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A category/magnitude 5.0 Hurriquake!

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Been cleaning up, found a promotional DVD-R of this movie. Just dumped it. The film itself is available on Amazon Prime. It also included a soundtrack, working on that now... https://t.co/7oXMViFhe7

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Soundtrack saved. Glad this almost 20 year old Staples burn still works!

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Trump should have watched less of Home Alone 2 and more of The Untouchables.

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Burt Bacharach RIP

Let everyone else list the obvious tunes. I think of him when I hear this Naked Eyes hit from the 80s. And that album with Elvis Costello.

Thanks Burt. We won’t forget you. There will always be something there to remind us.

https://t.co/g440SJNKta

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@farah_khan21 Seuss

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Fantastic table read of our new Office Horror feature “Tie Die” by Nick Alverson & Chris Valenti @ Hollywood, California https://t.co/ruEMIXuvRT

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I’m getting a second pair of dress shoes for the office.

Not to wear.

But to place in bathroom stall next to mine. To preserve my precious moments of peace.

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Revival Production of the play 'CLOSER' at the Two Roads Theater in Studio City, CA https://t.co/kyyTZN9PIa #Closer #Theatre #TonyAward #PatrickMarber

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@James_Caan So sorry to hear this. Was in acting class with Scott. Met Mr. Caan on occasion. Was always supportive and encouraging to the young actors. Such a legendary career. One of my all-time favorites. So much respect. RIP Mr. Caan