@msq33ze69 I would like to blame Henry the dog, however @nikinoodle13 was a whiteness and confirmed that it was not in fact Henry who urinated in the kitchen.
@msq33ze69 I enjoyed some beverages...Many. By the end of the night I proceeeded to my basement for some odd reason and took all my clothes off. From there, I walked back up to the kitchen and figured well since the bathroom is open and ready to use...why not just pee on the kitchen floor?