Chris Ward

Digital Marketer, Punting Enthusiast, Crypto Degenerate and Internet Addict. (Opinions are my own)

[Chris Ward @ChrisWardSEO]

@brisbanelions This was lame.
Kids and I, could not get seats in GA.
Staff gave us wrong information, telling us to go to different areas that would reseat us multiple times. After wasting the first quarter getting nowhere, we left. Why have members tickets if you won’t get a seat?

[Chris Ward @ChrisWardSEO]

Wordle > All apps on Occulus combined

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Gold!

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IYKYK

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@cherrytron I like the middle of a violet crumble, but the chocolate is like that gross cooking/compound chocolate.

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What's better?

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Uber eats is shit. I am over it.

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Recession. How bad is it going to be?

Any advice going into a recession? I've not really been old enough to experience one as grown up.

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Rolled my ankle, 2 weeks off gym.

Went back today, was like my first day ever going.

How can you get so unfit in 2 weeks?!?!

You really can never stop.

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Glitch in the matrix!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’ve watched this a billion times and I still don’t get it

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You are only as old as you feel...
You are what you eat...

...and I just enjoyed a lovely bowl of All-Bran

Surely I am 75+ years old?!?!

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Remember Mike Dirnt from Green Day? Feel old yet?!?!

[Chris Ward @ChrisWardSEO]

Two 17 year olds charged over stabbing death of Emma Lovell. The teenagers were known to police.

A family I go to the gym with were attacked with machetes, severely injuring them.

I caught kids trying to break into my house 12 months ago.

Enough!

https://t.co/exEVG02nvj

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If you ever want to know how wealthy someone is, all you have to do is open their freezer. #IceCreamCorrelation

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Crackers, On @SBSOnDemand.

Amazing Australian Christmas film.

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Ok, time to start thinking about new years resolutions.

What one should I pick?

Family isn't on the list, it is always my number 1.

[Chris Ward @ChrisWardSEO]

If you make rum balls this Christmas, and you LOAD them up with Bundy Rum. Then keep walking around asking other guests to eat them and badgering them with "how good are these!"

You are a piece of shit. Fuck off. No one actually thinks they are good.

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@juanfarkall Yeah!

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Are Christmas mince pies actually good?

If yes wins, I will give them another shot.
No, then I am not eating one this year.

[Chris Ward @ChrisWardSEO]

Had to pop into the office today.
Whenever I take my daughter in, I let her pick a treat. We have probably 20 types of lollies available. This is what she chose?!?!