Chris Warren

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

hi-light of my week grocery shopping with the wifey @LzzyWarrenBaby goodbye warm bed

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Dear guy w/ one leg in a wheelchair playing slots @ the Palms at 2AM: Haven't you lost enough? Sincerely, Too drunk to be passing judgement

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

2010 we can send people to the moon, but we still can't get a signal when you need it most

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

alone in the house where's all my homie's at ??

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

theres a snail, a slug , a turtle in a race who win's ? / ?

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

RT @funnyordie Steve Carell gets interviewed by craft services coordinator Fabrice Fabrice: http://r.FunnyOrDie.com/irgsr

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

@LzzyWarrenDude did you miss me yet ?? did yeah did yeah

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

had dinner with @JaysonHill @StephaniePricex and @IzzyWarrenBaby was kind of scared i wouldn't wake up this morning

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

who the f*ck is @HillaryShepard and why am i getting all your tweets ??????

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

Running around like a chicken without a head @PeterW3bb

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

No one say that anymore @itsRobMarshall "have your people call my people"

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

sundays are an amazing day to spend wit your families ENJOY!!

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

getting alittle court up in the momentum

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

i'm back hope everyone had as greater easter weekend has i did

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

RT @funnyordie Nobody gives a shit about your story. Please shut the fuck up. Seriously

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

lets do this crazy ass sh*t

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

I think some people need to step back and look at the lives

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

RT @funnyordie Snowboarding Dogs: http://r.funnyordie.com/xarkj

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

This is a thought, that is random #randomthought

[Chris Warren @ChrisWarrenDude]

give it up for my amazing wifey @LzzyWarrenBaby #FF