christopher waters

Chips, Dip and rugby

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

@ImAcoaster_ @BigTucsonDad A god amongst man

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here’s a good boy getting very excited about finally catching his ball. 14/10 please say you’re proud of him

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

@ImAcoaster_ @IrishRugby Fair play showing your support to a dieing team .

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

Aye @shalexandej @ryansbergara when are the ghoul brothers hitting up some supernatural places??
I recommend Ireland.. we got some weird shit going on here 👻

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

@NandosUK I went to the Mary street restaurant top quality

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

Good feed at nandos #cheeky #nandos #chicken #date #extrahot @NandosUK

[Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy]

"Last call for flight 254"

[Runs to gate]

"You barely made it"

[out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tell you I'm a vegan

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

Happy Birthday to the turnover machine @pocockdavid. What an #RWC2015 he had!
https://t.co/m5iQhd9p3W

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[at the movie theater]

Me: I snuck in some snacks.

Wife: I hope it's nothing loud.

Me: *pulls out ham and an electric carving knife*

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

@AHHEYORR shut up Dan

[Good Kyle @KyleMcDowell86]

[Quietly talking to a giraffe I'm petting] I know you're just a horse that swallowed a snake you son of a bitch

[Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew]

[On a date]
"We agreed that it was my turn to choose where we eat. It's really not my fault that you can't climb this high in the tree."

[christopher waters @ChrisWaters6_7]

Good luck to @ClontarfRugby today in the final bring the cup back home

[Good Kyle @KyleMcDowell86]

Hello 911, this is Kyle from Canada
I'm playing Grand Theft Auto and I just jaywalked I would like to turn myself in

[Brett Morse OLY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Brettmorseoly]

#TUESDAY @promixxmixer #PROMiXX #GIVEAWAY #RT and #Follow for your chance to #WIN !!!!

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*walks up to teens*
Hello fly mofos. I would like to purchase some Mary Joan today. Wait.
*runs out to cop car*
*runs back*
I mean Mary Jane

[TRUE LAD @MyTruelad]

Completely agree

[brent @murrman5]

I'm off to the store
got your wallet?
yes
you sure?
YES
*hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*

[Boring Brothers @boringkearney]

Ian asked what time it was, I said its 08:38, Ian said really? I said no its only 08:37 April fools, I got him rightly!

[brent @murrman5]

[in hot air ballon and notices another ballon headed right for me]
"nooooo[four minutes later]oooooo"
*boing*