Chris Allard

it is what it is

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

You ever just get super anxious about that one time you’re voice stood out during a lull at a concert 6 years ago, or is that just a me thing?

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

I AM READY FOR LONG NAP

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Canada condemns – in the strongest possible terms – Russia’s egregious attack on Ukraine. These unprovoked actions are a clear further violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, and of Russia’s obligations under international law and the Charter of the UN.

[Scott Billeck @ScottBilleck]

Tough writing a game story when hockey seems so insignifcant at the moment.

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Gonna take a photo of myself holding my vaccine passport card, trying to get into Earls in black and white so they can use it as a stock photo in history books.

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

@tyronewadet Ur beautiful bb

[skippy @skyerickner]

I can’t

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Setting, it’s day 3 of quarantine: Days and nights are the same. I wake up at 5am to check my phone. Nap till 9. Snack then nap some more. Time for lunch... it’s 6pm. *eats pop tarts and Toblerone*

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Remember that part of the pandemic when we weren’t allowed to buy “non essential items” from the store, because ThAt WoUlDn’T bE fAiR tO lOcAl BuSiNeSsEs

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

@SoulofNecro I do tweets! Lol just not often 😂

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Checked twitter cause i was kinda sad and BOY that was a bad idea

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Just realized it’s going to be so weird going back to wearing underwear again.

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Mad world
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📷: @mattmcmurray
#covi̇d19 #emptystreets #sunsetwalk https://t.co/ZUa8TXrEIz

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Thirty days hath September,
 April, June, and November,
all the rest have thirty-one
Except March which has 8000

[clara T @ramencult]

Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Hearing about Amazon, Kijiji, and other online marketplaces banning the re-sale of TP, Sani wipes, and other essencial items. And the assholes who bought in bulk for re-sale are mad? Lmao maybe give it away for free??

Karma’s a bitch. Dont be shitty.

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

@chantalBmarion I honestly get kinda hyped tho tbh 😂 plants just die around me lol.

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Some of my friends are buying houses, others are having their 4th child, some are still looking for their phone from Saturday, and then there a few who post about every new leaf that shows up on their plants. WILD!

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

Fellas, take that girl out on February 29th this year, that way if it works out only celebrate your anniversary every 4 years.

[Chris Allard @ChrisYalla]

*leaving a store*
My brain: what if the alarm goes off?
Me: but I didnt steal anything
Brain: but what if...
Me: oh fuck...