Chris Yndo

Husband. Dad. Writer. Texan. Author of four books and some other stuff.

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Thank you to the good folks at Onyx Publications for publishing my short story, The Garden.

https://t.co/YQjNRoRfQr

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@crissy_froyd So bold.

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@KalSpriggs That makes now the perfect time to start. Buy the dip.

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@RamboVanHalen I like ribeyes and skittles. Not mutually exclusive.

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@Be_like_legend

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@TreyWallace @YahooSportsbook @USMNT Best case scenario. Allows coach to get on their ass with no damage inflicted. Worst case would have been winning 5-0.
Weah should not play another minute.

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@GunnelsWarren What should the price be?

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@uscfan981 It has a distinct state flag.

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@RamboVanHalen Were you able to enjoy Weekend At Bernie’s? He was always dead. He never surfed.

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@RamboVanHalen Sometimes (most times) Citizen Kane is not the goal.

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@TracesofTexas I have questions.

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@captive_dreamer @Sargon_of_Akkad Time saver for those just joining, CP either a) knows nothing about British politics or b) does.

Enjoy your day.

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@mattforney True: Austin is south.
False: Austin is the South.

One is geographic.
One is a state of mind.

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@MrLeadslinger This happens. You get in cheap. Your house value goes up over ten years. Will you sell it at the lowest price?

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@pmarca @Will_Tanner_1 Why? Data centers power/allow podcasts? Or his POV is bad for his business?

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@aporia9n @AwakenedOutlaw If I were 25, I’d move to England and open an HVAC company. They can’t send a tweet without mentioning AC.

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@akafaceUS @AwakenedOutlaw Well, they’re a day ahead, so.

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@JMGreerWriter

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@ingelramdecoucy @JasonMiyaresVA I’ve been in the drive thru for hours. I’m sure they’ll take my order any minute.

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@Will_Tanner_1 @grok who is this?

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@kirawontmiss Why was his phone propped up recording? It’s almost as if he got the exact reaction he needed to make a post.