Guy comes into our store trying to steal a $10 car key battery. I confront him and he frantically runs out of our office and into his car. He then successfully drives into a city street sign that falls onto a parked Audi. All for a battery. Smooth bro, smooth.
Man, such a beautiful day today. Thought I’d celebrate by rolling down my car windows and enjoy myself some fresh air. The bee that flew into my face and lingered around my steering wheel was a nice touch too. Really helped emphasize the mood I was going for.