Chris Abt

Hey, it's only a rental

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@carolaskyn Austin hedges is another Jax lookalike

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@ebindel2 He couldn’t miss the pedophile convention

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@harrlos They’ll have to ask his dad for permission first

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Moving on to the 2027 Steelers

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@scottk_16 Happy birthday sir!

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@MarkMaddenX The locker room nickname stuff from media outlets is beyond cringy

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@JoeStarkey1 Why aren’t we considering that the imminent MLB lockout and resulting salary cap will result in Paul Skenes being a career-long Pirate?

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

38 y/o gf who still says “sweet summer child”: they’re debating whether PAWG is a slur and i just can’t with the hellsite today.

Me [heard “PAWG” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid

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@BrianBatko Love is great but it would malpractice to take a RB in that spot

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@JoshYohe_PGH @wyshynski These articles would be great if it wasn’t blatantly obvious they were all written by the same person

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The fact that they’re doing this to cater to a 43 year old man is the most embarrassing part. What about last season made them think they’re close to a Super Bowl? JFC

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I admire the Rooney’s level of delusion

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What an embarrassing hire

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Fuck the steelers

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Launch this coaching staff into the sun

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Bet everything you can on Baltimore next week

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@BrianBatko That’s a nice Game Above Sports Bowl hoodie Brian

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Notre Dame would be winning this game

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@harrlos Aka nice fancy dinner for sak day

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Those plucky Dodgers did it again! Hope they win every single year until there’s a salary cap