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By day I am a wannabe Millionaire Playboy and Philanthopist. By night I'm asleep. Im also on snapchat (CBakerAVFC) no cock pics thanks

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@iamyesyouareno

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

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[Phil Goodfellow @philjocar]

1. @Keir_Starmer I am a Royal Air Force veteran. I served my country honourably for 15 years. I also served both UK and US governments working for US Government agency for 13 years.

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@darrengrimes

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@InternetH0F I don’t know but Home Alone wouldn’t of been as funny if she was the main character

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@SoccerAM They will eventually turn on you too

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @timdogg03 @hitbyaccident sorry did I disturb you

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@timdogg03 @VIGO456 @hitbyaccident I worried that my namesake owes him money or something

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

Well that was an interesting return to twitter #mistakenidentity

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @hitbyaccident yes I deny that i am the "biddy biddy bad boy" haha

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @hitbyaccident I wish I could admit it. Sounds cool but again you have the wrong man haha

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @hitbyaccident early 90s. I was born in 1989 either you've got the wrong bloke or I was some toddler prodigy who now has amnesia

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @hitbyaccident what year did I DJ

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @hitbyaccident I'm not a DJ. Never was and never will be.

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@VIGO456 @hitbyaccident I think you have the wrong Chris Baker lol

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

@RockstarGames @timmyb92

[LordWilsonVilla🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿UAI @LordWilsonVILLA]

it's been the warmest September day since 1911
1911 ?
105 years ago
it has taken 105 years to equal that Sept
so much for global warming...

[ɹǝʞɐq sıɹɥɔ @Chris_Baker__]

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