Christopher Chope

Parody. These tweets in no way represent the views of any actual person because nobody in their right mind would believe this nonsense.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

It’s so sad that I just have to use my imagination now.

https://t.co/cEHSv2yMYb

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@OldBobCyprus @theresa_may Send me some pics and I’ll let you know.

You know what type I like…

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

A sad day.
For my camera roll.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@NestorEU an online course?
You people do amuse me so.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@connormwilson_ Yes please, Connor.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@WelshLFCWarrior @LiarMPs Not a chance.
I’m invincible.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@PhilMye39535608 @thomaskay11 Yes.
Of course, yes!
Now more than ever.
It’s never been this clear.
How on earth could anyone think differently?

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Not true.
I didn’t like Little Britain one bit.
Except for the blackface stuff and the accurate depiction of minority groups.

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

@Chris_Chope_MP Yet another advocate of Little Britain. Speaks in glory glory hallelujah platitudes . Its 2019, we are certainly proud to be British BUT we are better off in #Remain #PeoplesVote but yes its time for a new PM

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Don’t they teach punctuation in state schools?

[Tom Kay @thomaskay11]

@PhilMye39535608 @Chris_Chope_MP Sorry can’t just answer yes or no because there are a lot of reasons to want to leave Eu putting in a nut shell interfering to much and to be honest remain and leave are just has bad has each other also so are the public I sorry I am old school I go with the majority

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

https://t.co/Wkkvd3SuG4

[Knighty💙NHS @MickyBTFC62]

@SkyNews Unfuc#ing believable!! What is it with you @Chris_Chope_MP You are nothing short of a brainless cretin. Words fail😟

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Once again I find myself the victim of unwarranted online bullying. Ironically the attacker here is a gentleman with an interest in policing (and an inconsistent approach toward the spelling of ‘man’)

#CyberBullying
#HornyForDoubleExclamationMarks

[David Morgan QPM @daimogssoapbox]

@Chris_Chope_MP what blinking planet are you living on for heavens sake mun!!

You are a silly man not fit for public office!!

Have you been out on a ride along with @dorsetpolice yet?

Wake up mun!!

#twpsin

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Don’t you dare, Phil...
I like black faces EXACTLY the same amount as ALL non-white faces.

#equality

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

@Chris_Chope_MP If you want to talk about truth rerun the false claims the leave campaign fed to an uniformed electorate. Now we are better informed which is why there were 1m on the streets today. Strong and stable? We are the laughing stock of Europe. Let me guess you don't like "black faces"!

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

I really do despair sometimes

‘Jonoffun’ here thinks votes are undemocratic!

It’s only undemocratic if we let the general public oiks like you vote on Brexit again, ‘Jonoffun’

We can have as many parliament votes as we like and there’s really very little you can do about that

[Jonoffun @Jonoffun1]

@Chris_Chope_MP

The deal has been rejected twice.... Where is the democracy in having a third vote..

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

If God wanted us to be part of Europe, why did He put the sea in the way?

The Remoaners have no answer to this.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Reminder of what a nob is. https://t.co/NlhwxwWhXM

[Char 🌻 @charlottes1993]

Reminder that this is Christopher Chope who blocked a law which categorized upskirting as a specific crime. Utter nob. @Chris_Chope_MP #brexit #brexitdebate

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@FLOSSIE13490974 U ok, hun?

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Objection.

I will not “speak against anything.”

If another old boy and all-round good egg from Marlborough College comes up with something, then how could I possibly object to that?

[Jules Attard @JulesAttard]

If will be interesting to see how many MPs can dare to speak against this.
Except @Chris_Chope_MP who has no shame and will speak against anything

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

The Spanner Of Righteousness ™️

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

@EEVino @Chris_Chope Did you just assume my gender?

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

The troublesome oiks are out in force again today, hurling entirely unwarranted abuse in my direction.

I wouldn’t have to keep saying this if you weren’t all so stupid…

As somebody who believes in equality, I simply cannot support legislation that applies to only one gender.

[Christopher Chope @Chris_Chope_MP]

Wait wait wait…
I thought I was objecting to the banning of Foie Gras & Merlot.