Chris Laurence🗯️

I talk to people for @We_Are_Contra & @VeritasRadioNet

Interviewer/Comedian/Writer

Sriracha is a vegetable.

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So much golden content, just being stifled. Like shouting into the abyss.
Screw you, @Twitter and get bent @jack. There's essentially no point in me being on your garbage platform.

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I knew it.

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I knew it.

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Can we lose you in exchange?

[ETHAN VAN SCIVER @EthanVanSciver]

Are there any CGers we lost along the way that you wish would come back? Tell me!

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The only place this ever existed was in The Upside Down. And it should stay there.
Don't #BringBackCLAMONAISE

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#TheBeatles are the most overrated thing to ever happen.

In a sense, #YokoOno almost did us a favor (except that she unleashed John Lennon's even worse solo career on us).

Enjoy #TheBeatlesGetBack, Boomers.

[The Buy American Movement - BuyDirectUSA ❤️🇺🇸 @BuyDirectUSA]

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[KBrundell @brundell_k]

My son got sent home from school for refusing the wear a mask. I took him for icecream as a reward.

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"A positive role model" - Fine. What is that?
"do the right thing by way of example" Fine. What does that look like?

[Matt Ferguson @Cakes_Comics]

My question this morning is why can‘t it just be positive role models? I get just as much out of Ripley, Captain Marvel, Moana (the list goes on) as I do male characters. A positive role model is just a character who tries to do the right thing by way of example.

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Just say "Thank you" for the gift of mac'n'cheese.
https://t.co/fd9oY2zUbG

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Well, if he stopped leaving the half a box of knishes he didn't finish on the drive home open on the passenger seat, maybe the break-ins would slow down.

[Bounding Into Comics @BoundingComics]

After YouTuber Casey Neistat Falls Victim To Car Break-In, Seth Rogen Dismisses Concerns Over LA Crime: “I’ve Never Really Felt Violated Any Of The 15 Or So Times My Car Was Broken Into” https://t.co/n264AYt7tr

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#NormMacdonald

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The GOAT.

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If you can, please keep baby Gael in your prayers. They are still needed.

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Kevin Hart will literally retweet anything with the tag #TrueStoryNetflix.

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Time to move to Russia? (I already love the cold)

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#NormMacdonald

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@Cakes_Comics "a positive role model" - because this doesn't mean anything anymore.

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Modern man, kneecapped by his own "progress".

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Hey @TraegerGrills - who the HELL sends a software update on thanksgiving?!?

[Douglas Ernst @douglasernst]

A powerful part of Hollywood has rooted against @TheSlyStallone from the start, but he succeeded despite various efforts to kneecap his career.

He's truly an inspiration. Thank you, Mr. Stallone, for giving the world so many heroic characters to love.

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@douglasernst @BrettRSmith76 @TheSlyStallone His references for the tone and themes of Rocky are many of the classic films I love, and that's why Rocky, also, remains so enduring.

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@douglasernst @BrettRSmith76 @TheSlyStallone And what he says here is absolutely true (even more today): Hollywood no longer traffics in uplifting films with rightly ordered morality at their centers, which also entertain.