Chris Cwik (the real one)

Yahoo Sports. Formerly FanGraphs & CBSSports. Crohn's haver. Caught all 1025 Pokémon. Last name pronounced Swick.

[Chris Cwik (the real one) @Chris_Cwik]

It’s happening dot gif

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@JeffPassan Explain yourself, Jeffrey:

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Shame on the Brewers for taking advantage of an organization that hasn't developed a hitter since the early days of the Clinton administration.

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@HenryBushnell @TheAthletic You'll be missed, Henry. Congrats.

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Extremely sad no one is talking about Pastamania and, in particular, Hulk Hogan saying he's got "Pastamania running through my brain."

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(blur is better, though)

[Far Out Magazine @FarOutMag]

Blur frontman Damon Albarn has admitted Oasis “won the battle” between the two bands amid the historic reunion of the Gallagher brothers.

Two years ago, it was the summer of Blur as they made their grand comeback after many years away to headline two shows at Wembley Stadium in London, play a series of festivals across the world and released their chart-topping album, The Ballad of Darren.

More below ⬇️

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Always read @YahooSchwab

[Frank Schwab @YahooSchwab]

The Bears had a great offseason. Again. Now it has to result in some wins. Caleb Williams had good moments as a rookie. It's time for him and the team to take the next step, and for Williams to become Chicago's first star QB since ... ever? https://t.co/RRKBw3Lh2E

[Chris Cwik (the real one) @Chris_Cwik]

One of the most fascinating aspects of pitching/Stuff+ to me is that an extra pitch, even if it's "bad," can make a player's pitch mix work so much better.

[Eno Sarris @enosarris]

Logan Webb's strikeout rate is up, particularly against lefties. A big part of it is his cutter... which doesn't cut and Stuff+ hates. Really ties the room together though.

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@jackie_peanuts this is so good, man

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https://t.co/1M2Orggmha please like and subscribe and all that good stuff. planning on a Tecmo Super Bowl video next month

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There ... uh ... better be more involved here because what even is this return?

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The San Francisco Giants are acquiring All-Star slugger Rafael Devers from the Boston Red Sox, sources confirm to ESPN. An out-of-nowhere blockbuster deal. Boston is getting RHP Jordan Hicks and more. First on the news was @ByRobertMurray.

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Have they tried Billy Donovan yet?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Another one: The New York Knicks have requested permission to speak with Atlanta Hawks head coach Quin Snyder, but were firmly denied, sources tell ESPN.

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Is this real life?

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

.@Pontifex representing his favorite squad 🔥

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Drake LaRoche is going to be managing the White Sox by the time Ishbia takes over, but I can't even be mad about that.

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@andybehrens Sincerely, you're one of the best fantasy analysts around. I was an Andy Behrens fan before I joined Yahoo. I'm an even bigger fan now. Whatever comes next, I know you'll crush it.

[Jackie Peanuts @jackie_peanuts]

I'm going back to my sportswriting roots and starting a video essay channel! My first video is on NBA Jam's iconic ON FIRE mechanic and the debate surrounding the Hot Hand Theory that inspired it (link in reply)

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@DanHayesMLB our national nightmare has ended

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@jackie_peanuts Loving this journey for you, my dude.

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Line drive screamer to the opposite field that goes out ... not something you see all the time.

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Hitting this out is absurd.

[MLB @MLB]

Iván Herrera's 108-MPH shot gives the @Cardinals the lead 🚀

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Hello, Pulitzer committee, I look forward to hearing from you soon.

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