Chris Reis

State Farm agent, business owner, entrepreneur

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

When you bought the yeet sleeves but really wanted John Cena to win his last rumble #ROYALRUMBLE #yeet @WWE @WWEUsos @JohnCena

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@tkelce @JasonKelce @newheightshow you guys have an awesome show. I’ll be a regular listener now but gotta talk to whoever does the audio mix. Nearly wrecked my car multiple times as they go from having a conversation to the loudest PSA ad comes on out of nowhere in every episode

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

The #MacysThanksgivingDayParade is basically just a 3 hour show to welcome @MariahCarey at this point. Santa was on screen for about 15 seconds after 4 minutes of Mariah while her song still played in the background

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@BarstoolBigCat 72!

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@dmorey @BrooklynNets @JoelEmbiid Most beach volleyball leagues created after a hall of fame NBA career

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

Check it out! Win four (4) courtside tickets to the Fan Appreciation game on Sunday, 5/16, including a full VIP experience with parking and unlimited food and beverage in the Center City Club!! @sixers https://t.co/D2oZDPcHLo

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@BSSportsbook @betthehoops Thank youuuu

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

Today's the day.

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

no* lights, camera, maction! @BarstoolBigCat @BSSportsbook

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@realDonaldTrump Apparently how you think votes are counted...

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@Jeff_McLane So he felt comfortable enough with the defense potentially playing an entire quarter of overtime to not go for two but not comfortable enough with them playing 10 seconds of defense from midfield to try and get the win.. that adds up🙄

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@andrewperloff Yeah because playing to tie the game is championship mentality.. even if he missed from 64 bengals have maybe 11 seconds with no timeouts. Just a disgusting cowardly call from the guy who has taken more ludicrous chances to make a living.

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@dhm Jack coming out the gulag real quick

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@CashApp @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat #badbeatmonday sixers were at 20 points with 7 minutes to go in the 1st quarter..... finished at 26.. 6 points in 7 minutes, disgusting. Cash tag creis1989

[Bill Cowher @CowherCBS]

Congrats to @JimmyJohnson on joining the @ProFootballHOF! I wonder if @AdamSandler knew he had two future Hall of Famers in the stands watching Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy?

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

#superbadbeatsmonday @PardonMyTake @CashApp took Louisville at halftime +6.5. Was tied with 27 seconds left in overtime and Kentucky hit 6 foul shots and a last second dunk after two inbound turnovers in final 10 seconds. Kentucky by 8. Cashtag creis1989

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@DZangaroNBCS Sidney Jones only snap of the game was that crucial 3rd down pass breakup. Pretty big play for a guy who came off the bench after standing in the rain and cold for 3 hours

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@BarstoolNate I’d delete this.. this is as bad a take on this situation as I think anyone could have.. you can’t normalize this kind of violence to say it should not only have happened but should have been expected all along.

[Chris Reis @Chris_J_Reis]

@CashApp I’ve been bamboozled by Stanford going for two when the score hit 50 in a blowout. Extra point goes in and it’s over. @BarstoolBigCat cash tag creis1989