Chris Swan

Husband, Dad, Dude.

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@JasonMoore do you think Omarion Hampton just has a #butthair issue?

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@jasonmoore skattabo doesn’t huff smelling salts. Smelling salts huff skattabo

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@andyholloway @TheFFBallers Marketing deserves a bonus. Probably fire the doctor though 🤣

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@jmactastic26 Damn why wouldn’t i listen :P

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

Annndddd 1st hands back guy stacks off 50bbeebs into my kk with Ak and spikes . Gg lol

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

First event of series.
20k dinner break of the Monster.

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@dmoongirl bahahahah

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

Guys... I broke the Rio. They don't have an explanation. I got 2 business cards, $0.00 dollars, and a "we will let you know"
#WhenWillItEnd

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

There is now a man with a bow tie. He seems to be in charge. He isn't really helpful... but he is rocking the shit out of the bow tie

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

My ssn, dog, name, etc.... the next person that asks me "are you Chris Swan" without handing me chips is going through the fucking cage.

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

Sitting on the floor in the payout room bc someone who's not me somehow got paid my winnings. Like 11 different people have had me verify..

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

20-something euro Dude at my table is the human equivalent of Towlie from SouthPark. It would be obnoxious except he is hilarious!

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

OK well that didn't work out but all in all was a great couple days!

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@VenetianPoker one day event?

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

Made it! With 3 NBA left but I made it lol

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

Sigh. Busted in 33rd with 23dd on a 258dd flop Qx turn, 2 river....he had 88 :( good for 13.8k and a great time. Sprinting to Rio now!

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

Ick just lost with KKv AK all in pre for a 2mil+ stack. 780k now. 37 left at 20-40k. Flip winning time :)

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

900k at first break of @WynnPoker ME Day 3! 40 remain coming back to 15-30k. Structure solid. I am actually under avg by 10bbs with 30bbs :P

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@Kevmath thank you

[Chris Swan @Chris_J_Swan]

@mikenoori lol go play your feature table and leave me to my fishy ways