Hot take: I don't think you should be able to reserve a table in a pub, and certainly not for a big game. Do your doggies and respect the tradition - get there early or defer to the proper pub types and stand near the bogs, as befitting your fair weather pub status
It makes me happy, makes me smile that he’ll forever be bothered by being an absolute failure in World Cup history. He is fully aware how bad he’a been. Fully aware of his limitations and unbelievable stiffness. He’ll never find peace lol