Chris_machiavelli

Life is real outside the gram💦 Good and positive vibes all the way 😎. || Chelsea fan 💙|| Wizkid & Gunna Stan 🤯

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

Una de tweet person life here broo 1 win 20 losses no jokes 🙂‍↔️

[Lummy04🧊 @Biglummy100]

The kin losses wey person dey count lately fit make man maad mehn, argh

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Niggas no dey ever forget who dey for them, and who whine dem, when dem dey low.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

When you don dey your prime nah when babe dey like keep you to only herself 😂

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Who hand no meet this period, get watin e put for hand.

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

CS go mental you 😭😭

[𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒅🦇 @Freddnova]

Wtf is this 😭😭😭😭

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

This wave of sadness at least once in a month is the reason why it will be difficult for me to quit alcohol

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

Call me whatever but I can’t stand an inconsiderate person not to talk of an inconsiderate partner.

You’ll come and stay with me for 3 days and you’ll not lift a finger? The best I’d do is watch you closely for the first day, as soon as I notice that you want to be useful I’ll boldly tell you to go home and I’ll def ghost you after.

Some you just really want to be useless. You’d go to a man’s place, eat, drink and have fun and you can’t even at least wash the plate you used to eat?

And to those of you that always come here to defend rubbish, nah God go actually punish all of una.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Alhamdulillah!

The wedding events of my union, which has expanded our family under our beautiful Nupe customs and Islamic traditions, have just concluded successfully in Kwara. The celebrations spanned three towns, Lafiagi, Tsaragi, and Ilorin; from the colourful Tsakan/Nupe traditional day, through the Nikkah, and ended with the reception. It was a beautiful gathering filled with love, rich cultural celebration, prayers, and the heartfelt warmth of family and friends.

To my Uwarigida, thank you for your understanding, patience, and cooperation, especially through the nay-sayings and challenges. Your strength and grace continue to inspire and steady our home.

To our beloved parents, siblings, extended family, friends, supporters, and well-wishers, we sincerely thank you for your sacrifices, guidance, and unwavering support. If I have my way, I would have mentioned everybody’s name. You all stood by us and held us up in ways words cannot fully capture.

Special appreciation also goes to our mentors, friends, colleagues, and the wonderful community that showed up in large numbers, sent messages, gifts, and prayers. Your presence turned these moments into cherished memories.

May Allah bless every soul that contributed in any way, forgive our shortcomings, and grant us a blessed union rooted in love, peace, barakah, mutual respect, and lasting harmony.

Egi Nupe remains deeply grateful.

#NupeWedding #Alhamdulillah #FamilyFirst #NupeCulture

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

@Faksback666 @Papoomarley Broo I de 22 open tickets I shock 😮

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

📌

[乇 🇫🇷 @enosxI]

you could give me 2k at my lowest and i’d feel indebted to you till i die even if i give you way more than that

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

Boyfriend go buy car
Girlfriend go carry picture go post online “God bless us with a new car”

“Us” ke ? 🌚😂

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

@fwedesignerx @yakwham I sha kno we be twin …

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

@Kraytur3 BMW 🥶

[𝔻𝕖𝕩 🇧🇷 @Kraytur3]

Ai

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

@enosxI Bro na old news 😂😂😂

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

so make i use my android transfer 5k to your iPhone 16?
na improper fraction o
when the numerator is greater than the denominator, it can not go

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

@waggydey4you Bro you de chop ooo 🤣🤣🤣

[Fizziano Buendia 🇦🇷 @FizzyOjelaye]

alhamdulillah for my ego sha. i rather d!e single than be in this situation. mo jora mi loju gan 😂

[Chris_machiavelli @Chris_Machia]

@FizzyOjelaye Bro we be twin woman don leave cuz of this b4 😂😂

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

Some people dey wey no sabi build credit score inside street

No be say dem no wan build am oo but dem no just sabi the theatrics and technical know-how on how to build street credit score 😂😂