Chris Pike

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@FootballCliches Why does AC Milan’s new kit have the players’ names in inverted commas, as though they’re not actually called that?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Spain trying to score a penalty against Bono

https://t.co/h2ZO26neu4

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@TashP351

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@TheNewsAtGlenn I'll see your DT and raise you a GCSE exam! Sat in an exam hall for the 2nd half, flag draped over my chair.. having no idea what I was missing #memories

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@rosentweets Does sound like you weren't of sound mind going to the hospital to get your shirt printed. Be interested to know what response you would have got at the armoury..

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@JackWilshere Who is the most underrated player you have played with?

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

I'm loving how many times you've been able to rearrange these words to say exactly the same thing
@JDhelpteam. I mean I would obviously just prefer my stuff, but I appreciate the world's sh*ttest advent calendar in lieu of that

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@FrankOnTheRadio I'm already dreading all the calls I'm going to receive in 2022 asking if I've been mis sold PPE

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

Wolves, Wolfsburg and Wolfsberger all in the Europa league... like some new Pokemon evolution #EuropaLeague #EuropaLeaguedraw @Wolves @VfL_Wolfsburg @WolfsbergerAC

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@RealRomfordPele My girlfriend is sat below you, too nervous to ask for a photo. Row 3, seat 840. Say hi!

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Arsenal fans now... 😂

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@jennhrrwss all sounds a bit rapey

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

@FredBoycott @vine

[Oliver Holt @OllieHolt22]

I like Stoke, I like the football they play, I like Mark Hughes but I find the booing of Ramsey both incomprehensible and sickening.

[Chris Pike @Chris_P_Kreme]

Is that about 18 less than you? @adam_pike9 @kaplanintl @CIMA_News

[Event Horizon @marjangr]

https://t.co/PHriWolxEV

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Unreal. Look at the ref! "No way son, didn't touch you!" https://t.co/I3qtGgecqy

[Arsenal Tickets @arsenal_tickets]

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