Chris Perry

Oklahoma State grad. Dallas resident. The HSOs are mine, the RTs are pieces I think you should read.

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@TronCarterNLU If only the USGA would follow the Old Course’s lead and not use a red flag on 18 on the off chance a patron happens to be wearing red

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@junior_miller [Nantz voice] He looks to the heavens and thinks “It’s mine, oh at last!”

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@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller Last week I saw another major politician driving with an open air vehicle across Dealey Plaza

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This is absolutely a function of the “haha here’s a video of me hitting my buddy with a golf cart” and “golf is for drinking ten beers with The Boys” culture, shrink the fucking game

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@NoLayingUp The "Tied with 5 to play" graphic as they head to the 16th tee in what could be the pivotal match of the entire event was the icing on the cake of a truly ridiculous broadcast peformance

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@ANTIFAldo Fumblegeddon amirite

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@NoLayingUp They gave TC the (html) codes

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@TronCarterNLU So you missed the Tirico mea culpa for Smylie’s f-bomb? @SERVPRO

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30 years, 66 days.

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@NickKOkc @ThaChiefDavis CWS? They’ve been in one super since then.

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@BunkiePerkins

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@BunkiePerkins 🫶

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@zkmavz Finnish them

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@BunkiePerkins 8 pts, 8 rebs, 7 blocks, 6 fouls, 5 children running the other direction. The Edey 5x5

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@SportsSturm Men are scheduling vasectomies around the opening round of the NBA Cup

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@Eddie_Rado Should we start planning a December bedlam exhibition at Chad Richison Stadium?

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@KVanValkenburg “Two brothers locked in a lifelong Cane and Abel struggle” is 👨🏻‍🍳💋

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@TronCarterNLU Colin not conceding Scottie’s bogey putt is truly demonic behavior in this match play situation

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@gordonkeith
@junior_miller
Tirico just said the E. coli levels are still too high in the Seine to host events right now. Vindication for
@GeorgeDunham #DooDooRiver

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