Chris Smith

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

Set piece coaches up and down the country are now working on plays where you push the attacker into an offside position. 😂 #NUFC

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@currys Dungeons and dragons #CurrysHisense

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

First innings, when Smith is batting there is a tiny spike when it passes. Correctly (IMO) given not out as not a big enough spike. How can this one be out?

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

How can that be given out? No spike, no deviation. #ashes

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

Murphy with another assist. He really doesn't get the credit he deserves.

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@educationgovuk If you think giving children another reading test will engage them, you really are more inept than I thought (and that says something). Ditch primary tests, allow children to love reading again without the unnecessary pressure of tests.

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

Never, ever, thought I would be cheering on Man Utd. God we were awful...

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@LidlGB I have done. Look forward to your response

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@LidlGB Not very impressed with your potatoes this week. Purchased yesterday - had to cut most of them off and buy new for sunday roast today. One decent potato in the bag.

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

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[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@DeputyGrocott Still a week left for me. Have a fantastic half term!

[Sue Cowley @Sue_Cowley]

I'm doing a free giveaway to celebrate the publication of my latest book! Like and retweet to enter (UK only). Winner announced on Sunday. Link to find out more about the book below. #freebie #giveaway

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@JohnWickObertan More likely to finish 1_2, 2-2 with a last minute goal mouth scramble. We should be out of sight.

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@Little_MissJoJo It's the lack of heart that is so bad. They are crying out for someone to run around and kick people to lift the crowd.

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

How are we not 5 up?

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[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@Scalextric done

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?

[Chris Smith @Chris_Smith78]

@Little_MissJoJo To be fair, you can take off the "on any united games" and just leave it at the commentating.