Chris Williams

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[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

Hey @LastWeekTonight here's one for you... https://t.co/evFpRygGcI

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

Hey @pablofindsout this is righ† up your alley. https://t.co/evFpRygGcI

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

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[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@iowahawkblog Lawton rejects your four lane highway on both ends. Slow it down there, partner.

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

Fuck @CBS

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@JoyceCarolOates

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@awfulannouncing Was a big fan of the show, they've managed to create complete apathy in me. #IDontGetTheShow

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@FB_Helmet_Guy 80% of the seats were in the end zones. It sucked.

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@putmeincoach03 6

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Trump reportedly bought stock in UFC’s parent company as he was promoting fights at the White House next month.
https://t.co/Snl4RA3jQv

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@Mrbeatty01 What the hell is a kilometer? #USA

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I won't be playing the USA 250 Fair event either. #RespectMyDecision

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Happy 65 week anniversary to those who celebrate

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@MutiaAmeli NAB?

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@IowaHoops

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

On brand.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Justice Department opens an investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who accused President Trump of sexual assault, AP source says. https://t.co/PEaJkel9G1

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If you don't find it completely fucked up that trump is using his power to send the U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE after a woman he sexually assaulted, you are a damaged human being.

[Chris Williams @Chris_Wms]

@dpshow thank you, Todd