Hospice Cat

“talks too much” -Big Ridge Elementary #FreePalestine

[Hospice Cat @Chris_YaDig]

@s4m31p4n @stinkylilquid

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@stamosjunior the heat could never

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my bf was trying to explain sports to me and i panicked

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men ain’t shit

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men ain’t shit

[courtnel @courtnelc]

Guess you’ll never find out!

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if ur over 30 and saying “hehe” you deserve to be on multiple watch lists

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and is the boy clit in the room with us now?

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addicted to looking my coworkers up and down and saying “you’re so brave”

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@sherrodsa no i will not ❤️☺️🙏🏻☝🏻✝️✨

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@sherrodsa take his feet

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not me taking it all in, bestie. not me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension, twin. not me begging for the forgiveness of a god long dead, girl boss.

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ruined my mom’s birthday by saying “it’s giving feasted upon bussy” about a stranger leaning near my car. still the fav tho

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a drag queen addressed me by saying “hey you twink in the corner” and i responded immediately. my brain is rotted

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mormons who have fat asses are selfish and i think they should go to prison

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the army needs to stop meddling in foreign affairs and come pick up whoever the fuck drives this car next to me with a pickle rick sticker and a woven fedora on the dash

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having a convo in public on speaker is top tier weird bitch behavior

[ret @rad_milk]

america

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how do i tell this girl i know that her breath smells like a frog i dissected in elementary school

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my bf training me in the gym today rlly just cemented my praise kink, i fear