Chris Kong

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

@ItsTheSituation @BNStatenIsland see u at 6

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

@gstgmh_03 i’ll take them for free lowkey

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

@FriedmanNina #AEWWorldaEnd

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

@730hook WTF

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

tall people fr live their life in .5

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

craving red lobster biscuits right now

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

your current situation is not your final destination

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

I know everything happens for a reason but WHAT THE FUCK

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

if you’re over 30, you’re older than every dog alive right now

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

@MurphyCuplass ain’t got rhythm

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

using a plunger is like giving cpr to a toilet

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

turning up the volume is like zooming in but for sound

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

staten island should be re-named bruno bc no one talks about it.

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

is it just me or are andrew tate and pitbull twins

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

Topanga’s a milf

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

high off of happiness

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

@NintendoAmerica can i drop-kick nabbit

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

shined my shoes, pressed my pants and did my hw

[Chris Kong @Chris__Kong]

there could be a ghost aggressively break-dancing right next to me and i wouldn’t know