tactical bagel

a disaster waiting to happen

[Sick @sickdotdev]

Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

The way people talk about the Pope on here genuinely makes me wonder if anyone ever thinks about hell anymore

[EXΛNXC 🇻🇦 @exanxc]

Catholics, you are supposed to defend the Vicar of Christ against his enemies, not join them and attack the Pope every time you disagree with him.

[Эррол Хан @ErrolTostigson]

Real American patriots watched Regular Show, disgusting libtards watched Adventure Time

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Do not be afraid to sow without immediately seeing the fruits. The sowing belongs to you; the growth belongs to God. No gesture carried out in the name of Christ is useless.

[vandul @_vandul]

To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

[DreddSnail @DreddSnail]

I know it's hard for evangelists to understand since he's not kissing the flag of israel but honoring the memory of saints and martyrs who died for their faith is in fact a Christian value.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

if you got a chip on your shoulder…im gonna eat it! #FatGuy

[goodbye @chasedbywasps]

as soon as I learned there were drinks that make you feel good I got involved with that

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Wait a minute, we don’t need any pretext -at all- to start a war in the Middle East?? Are u telling me Israel killed 3000 Americans on 9/11 for nothing??

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

We got an exploding billionaire sub two years ago and Luigi last year. Who will be 2025’s working class hero

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

I support Hamas and I will never go back to my home country of Aruba right on the beach @WhiteHouse

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat

[𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸❤️ @hellobroily]

Still thinking about this

[tactical bagel @Chris__Reviews]

@grtospom Bone apple teeth

[𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸❤️ @hellobroily]

Mmmmmm belowknee and jeez sandwitch 🤤