 Chris Martins ✞

Mechanical Engineer, Manchester United❤️,Gamer

[X @Xouy17]

I'm the same me, just less available, less forgiving & way more aware of sh!t.

[Eyiram ✿͙🫧 @itsEyiram]

I highly recommend getting yourself a "how can i help" partner and not "you will be fine" partner.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

a million apologies to myself for thinking i was the problem, where in fact i just wanted to be treated right.

[` @schiz04renic]

someone’s sense of urgency toward you is all you need to see how they really feel about you

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Bayern Munich doesn’t show any mercy to small clubs.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Self introspection is very important, sit yourself down and talk some sense into yourself.

[熊猫 @alaminu_]

I tried to force my girl to be accountable for her actions. Wallahi tallahi she started glitching

[snipes.art 👨🏽‍🎨 @_Sniip3rr]

The problem is you guys go on dates to make someone like you
You’re supposed to go on a date with someone that already likes you

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

The dating scene right now ehn... na only when the babe genuinely like you first, you go enjoy the relationship.

If na you toast her from scratch, there's a high chance you'll start regretting it in two weeks. 😂

[mark @mmarkgm]

yes, as a man, i believe i can land a plane if the situation calls for it.

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

No DNA needed. 😂❤️

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

You’ll think you’re so special until you see her chats with other guys.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Osimhen 😄

#UCL

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

You can love women, make them laugh or break their hearts but taking them seriously is a rookie mistake.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Ngl, money always keep a nigga in a great mood.

[CHIZZY_BB @CHIZZY_BB]

Shey You see as e tough abi? Once you bounce back , begin share the money

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

⏪👶

#UCL

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

soft launching my disappearance

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Not yet 🤷🏽‍♂️😅