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Enjoy the little things

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

@sarah_bourret @lindseyywolf More like

1st child: “there’s a party and all your friends are going? Have fun!”

2nd child: “You’re just gonna drink and you’re grounded for even asking”

3rd child: “we know you’d never do anything bad because you’re our little baby”

[Jon Petrie @TheJonPetrie]

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

@EliteMarino On the other side of the field ravens defenders were getting ready like

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Dan Campbell drawing an 18 in blackjack: “hit me.”

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

A guy gets strong and uses a shield to defeat his enemies.

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

People who clap for everyone at graduation ceremonies are the real MVP’s

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

Easy choice for her since she has no kids and she’s dried out like the Sahara desert

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

Wait, did the gas prices go up?

[Seth Walder @SethWalder]

Cooper Kupp's route chart (left) vs. Ja'Marr Chase's route chart (right)

(NFL Next Gen Stats)

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

Someone getting fired after this game for not turning off the stadium sounds during halftime. #NFCChampionship

[Cris Collinsworth @CollinsworthPFF]

I need the person who chose this picture to see me in my office immediately 😂

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

People who remove their masks to cough/sneeze, what the actual fuck are you thinking?

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

I love how our brains wake us up because it’s like “okay if we wait any longer you’re gonna pee your pants” and were just like “yeah, but 30 more minutes of sleep sounds waaay better”

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

The radio is playing the version of Levitate without DaBaby. I think at this point he’s effectively been cancelled

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

Taco Bell is too good at making their commercials look like movie trailers, and it’s actually kind of a let down when it’s not a real movie.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Why are people mad Bill Gates purchased 300K acres of farmland? He’s a cool dude with no agenda.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

America, we’re in trouble 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

It’s Cindo De Mayo Eve, everyone remember to leave out your piñatas for Enrique Iglesias

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

@Peetree__ @JoeBiden I just don’t understand what this has to do with biden but I love it

[chris @ChrisbKremee]

*sees a random tweet with a bunch of likes and retweets*

Person who tweeted it in the threads: “wow this blew up! I got nothing to promote BUT...”