Chris Distefano

My pronouns are Bud/Light

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

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[Mauro @muhfuknfunnyguy]

It’s Friday and I want to you laugh.

Were the Knicks favored by Jesus, Allah, and the Jewish community during the championship run?!

{Video by @chrisdcomedy}

[Leopard&Louboutins @LeopardLoubs]

Listening to the bonus ep on anxiety Tuesday while being a cutie with a smoothie in classic HH merch is a 10/10
@chrisdcomedy @yannispappas

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

The New York Knicks just played the most dominant 10-game stretch in NBA history, and it's not even remotely close

[Shane McCormack @McCormackShane1]

@espn The disrespect for not including @chrisdcomedy

[Leopard&Louboutins @LeopardLoubs]

This ones for @chrisdcomedy

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

https://t.co/iAkw79SEEt

[Angel @ag2flyy]

Dawg I’m fkn cryin !!! @yannispappas @chrisdcomedy that quo ad read has me rollin. I love when Chris catches yanni off guard 😂😂😂😂

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans  Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at https://t.co/LVdCbTcTiZ (https://t.co/h67Cm5Slgx) @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

Guys get in shape for other guys . Women don’t care

[Sam @sincerelyjean]

@chrisdcomedy da new Winner Winner podcast is top tier!!! 🤣😎

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

St John’s has something no other team has!! Let’s go @StJohnsBBall

[Leopard&Louboutins @LeopardLoubs]

Watching benders just to feel something @chrisdcomedy

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

The @HistoryHyenas just ain’t for you then cuz . It’s just what it is you’re an FCF BIG!

[BG @BruceGoodAsGold]

@yannispappas @HistoryHyenas @chrisdcomedy I will not watch or listen until I get a solid guaranty there will be at least 40% less overall use of “cuz” and “it’s just what it is, cuz”. And I’m not joking.

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

I love Indian people

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

I highly recommend everyone watch the latest episode of @HistoryHyenas with @chrisdcomedy and @yannispappas. It’s an interview with @MatthewModine and @RealDBSweeney and it is hysterical! Even better if you subscribe to the Patreon so you get the unedited version. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Tom Petropoulos @TomPetro415]

#bayridgeboys keep bringing W’s

[Kevin Connelly @KevinConnelly24]

St. John's showed it had toughness after winning four straight games -- three of which came on the road

But Tuesday's comeback against Seton Hall revealed a grit and determination it had not shown yet, and one that is necessary to win in March

#SJUBB

https://t.co/JUaeE0pocO

[YMH Studios @YMHstudios]

.@chrisdcomedy turns the episode into a writing session to come up with jokes for his impending appearance on the roast of the Jersey Shore cast.

[Travis Cole @Str8SavageCole]

@chrisdcomedy you absolutely crushed last night at Hollywood Casino Charles Town Races & Slots! You did a great job incorporating the local demographic into your set (I’m a local from Martinsburg, WV). I hope your Ruby Tuesday’s crushed!!!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy birthday, Danny McBride!

Him breaking while Deep Roy improvises in Eastbound & Down is pure comedy chaos.