Chris Harris

Guernseyman, Christian, follower of Guernsey FC (a manelander), Spurs fan, Wasps fan, likes real ale and red wine.

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

"It's a bit like an old man offering a child a sweet covered in lint!"

Trump says he'll give every adult in the US $5,000 if Republicans retain control of Congress in the midterms.

But if it walks like a bribe and quacks like a bribe...

@maitlis | @jonsopel

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

"What you had in that C4 sting video was something even a diehard Reform supporter couldn't deny", says @maitlis.

Or can they…?

@lewis_goodall

[Lorena Knobchopper🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Gypsypup13]

Throw a milkshake at farage and Reform will claim its an assassination attempt. Assault a women with a weapon and reform response is
"Boo hoo"

The hypocrisy is wild.

[Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE @nickreeves9876]

Farage and Reform UK are in deep trouble. However, after 3 days, @Verbatim_Media's 37 minute video of their extraordinary year-long undercover investigation into Reform UK's illegal foreign donations has only got 161k views. It should have several million.

So please repost this and then share the video.
https://t.co/aUHQimmSm6

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

"Spare me the absolute bullsh*t that you are an anti-establishment party.

"It was all laid bare in that film just how establishment you are."

Reform insists the C4 donation sting is an establishment stitch up, but have the oysters and champagne gone to their heads?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"

[Gordon McIntosh ✨ #FBPE 🇪🇺 💙 @Gordy_Mc1ntosh]

So Nigel Farage has declared Reform would declare a national emergency on day one so that they can overrule the judiciary and force legislation through.

This seems to be remarkably like the enabling act that Hitler and the Nazis used to grab power. https://t.co/tF0eQwxCa4

[Dexys Midnight Runners @DexysOfficial]

I, Kevin Rowland (the son of Irish immigrants) and the main songwriter of ‘Come On Eileen,’ am disgusted to learn that Nigel Farage has used our song to make his entrance for his party conference. Myself, and all of Dexys are passionately against Farage’s politics.

@ByDonkeys .

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Nigel Farage tries to distance himself from Dan Jukes and James Orr - the two Reform senior aides who are the focus of recent allegations.

"We've had a couple of members, people who work for us, contractors.. who have said some injudicious things," he tells reporters.

But Jukes in particular has been Farage's closest aide for decades, with their relationship more akin to that of a father and son, and he has been integral to the Reform project.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yesterday I said my speech was late because the police warned of a threat. Now West Midlands Police confirm they gave no such advice. I don't know about you, but I don't pay my taxes to have the police point out every time I make up a bullshit story about them!

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

"We're busy raising money," says Farage in his big speech.

We know. We've seen the film.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Well he would say that wouldn't he.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

This is serious. If Reform blatantly, intentionally and knowingly broke election law, they should be held fully accountable.

Liberal Democrats have asked the Police and the Electoral Commission to investigate.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Stages in a Reform scandal:

1. This is a hit-job from the left / the establishment
2. We didn't do anything wrong, it's a hoax
3. There's a recording? Well, we didn't break any laws
4. We're going to hold an internal investigation
5. People who aren't Nigel Farage resign
6. Nigel Farage says the matter is closed

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Farage has always behaved as though the rules apply to everyone but him. These allegations against Reform look like the latest example.

Lib Dem Cabinet Office spokesperson @LisaSmartMP has written to the police and the electoral commission asking them to investigate.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Verbatim went undercover in Reform. Nigel Farage has some very serious questions to answer 👇

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Translation: "Rules are for the little people"

[Sam @SamCKx]

Just weeks after medical data proves London’s ULEZ championed by @MayorofLondon has dramatically improved the health of children, James Cleverly decides the fossil fuel industry is more important.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yes, Iceland are an independent sovereign state. Who happen to be in the Single Market, the EEA and in the Schengen zone, with freedom of movement for people, goods and services. Whereas if the UK did that I'd be screaming about Brexit betrayal and being an EU puppet.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I assume Zia is referring to the Tories who shafted the country for 14 years, like Suella Braverman, Robert Jenrick, Nadhim Zahawi, Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrew Rosindell, Andrea Jenkyns...