Chris Holt

[Paderzz @Paddz19]

When Fosters drinkers pick Peroni when it's your round

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

@Worly82 Can't see how any sane bloke thinks sitting back and letting Messi control a game for the best part of 35 mins in our final third is ever going to have a positive outcome🤯 First poor tactical decision of his reign at the most crucial time🫣

[j @Punished_TBlair]

If we win tonight Cundy's "has anyone seen Argentina" might be considered a declaration of war

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Best England performance I've seen in my lifetime🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Jude fucking Bellingham

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

How that's a foul on the keeper ill never know🤣 VAR needs scrapping

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Kopek and Lulamba first or second 1/1 boost

Our Denise at it again😂

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Games gone, that Shay Lacey second yellow is everything wrong with refereeing. Young lad playing with a bit of passion and gets sent off for throwing the ball on the floor😂 Stinkin

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

If you are a worker
If you are successful 
If you are a Landlord 
If you are an employer
If you are a homeowner 
If you have saved money 
If you were born in the U.K. 
If you run your own business 
If you brought millions from overseas 
If you worked hard & are nearing retirement 

Then you are the enemy of Labour & they are coming for you

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

Everyone cries ‘tax the rich more’, but look at the facts

The top 1% now pay 33 % of all income tax

The bottom 50% only pay 9% of all income tax

A £150k earner pays £53,460 in tax

A £25k earner pays just £2,486 in tax

It takes 21x £25k earners to contribute was one £150k earner does in tax

The problem is not the rich

The problem is how much tax is wasted

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay £1.

The sixth would pay £3.

The seventh would pay £7.

The eighth would pay £12.

The ninth would pay £18.

And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.　

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem.

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.”

Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

So the first four men were unaffected.

They would still drink for free but what about the other six men?

The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.　

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage.

They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving).

The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving).

The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).

The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).

The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).

And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).　

Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.　

But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“　

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”　

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”　

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.　

The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him.

But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!　

And that’s how it works.

Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.　

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Today’s Budget was a total humiliation for Rachel Reeves. She will go down as the worst Chancellor this country has ever had.

Her position is now untenable and she knows it👇

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

If you're British.
If you're a farmer.
If you have savings.
If you're successful.
If you're a pensioner.
If you run a business.
If you employ people.
If you're working class.
If you own your own home.
If you work hard and pay taxes.

This Labour gov't absolutely hate you.

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Live in the UK and claim benefits, the more kids you pop out whilst sat at home not working - the more taxpayers money you'll get!

THE UK IS FUCKED

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Labour MPs cheer Rachel Reeves as she officially announces the end of the two-child benefit cap from next April

#Budget

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Labour’s plan for Britain:
Growth DOWN
Inflation UP
Borrowing UP
Taxes UP
Debt UP
Thanks Rachel! 👏👏👏����

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

Today is;
‘National well done for working hard all your life, being financially responsible, and planning for the future, so this government is coming to punish you in order to give your cash to lazy fuckers Day.’
Enjoy.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

What Reeves should announce today, but obviously won’t.

Everything costs more. Food, rent, mortgages, insurance, childcare, energy, basic goods, services, the weekly shop, a pint. Britain is getting poorer, faster.

People feel it, and they’re right. Inflation has eaten us alive. Wages wiped out. Savings eroded. Families poorer. Britain weaker.

We are getting ripped off. Why?

Because Britain is addicted to the size of its own state.

Here’s what Reeves should say.

Tax cuts. Lots of tax cuts.

- Raise the personal allowance dramatically - let people keep the first £20,000 they earn, minimum. No tax. It will cost, but the savings it will produce from encouraging people back into work will be vast,
- Slash Income Tax/National Insurance, especially on middle-earners who’ve been squeezed the hardest. This is uncomplicated, Rachel. REWARD HARD WORK.
- Remove the stealth taxes they all pretend don’t exist - fiscal drag and frozen thresholds which quietly rob the British people every year.
- Give overseas skilled British workers vast tax benefits to relocate their tax revenue and skills back to Britain. Bring them home.
- Cut back VAT, reduce fuel duty, cut alcohol duty, none of this sugar tax bullshit.
- Stamp duty, gone for British families. Let’s get the property market moving.
- Licence fee, scrapped. On the bonfire. Day one. More cash in the pocket for families.

Unleash British business

- Cut Corporation Tax to the lowest rate in Europe. Undercut them. Compete. Win.
- Push back dividend thresholds and taxes. If people are successful, ENCOURAGE IT.
- Abolish Business Rates for small firms. Bring our high streets back. Turkish barber/vape shop fraud crackdown too - let's root out the criminals.
- Slash Employers’ National Insurance - the single biggest reason small firms won’t hire more staff. OBVIOUSLY. We need to get that right down. Non-negotiable.
- Supercharge deregulation, especially for small businesses. A redtape bonfire visible from space. Let it burn.
- End the HR-ification of Britain. Bosses should be able to sack people, and they’ll end up actually hiring more because of that.
- Scrap IR35, immediately. Leave people to interface between themselves.
- Double the VAT threshold, possibly more. Overnight, vast growth will be unleashed from businesses hovering just under £90k. The figures show it already!
- Super-deductions for investment, including capital allowances and R&D incentives. Encourage people to invest and they will!
- Get police policing, and restoring some confidence for investment. Make Britain safer, and that will make Britain richer.

A brutal restructuring of the welfare state. And I mean brutal.

- No benefits for foreign nationals. If you arrive here, you contribute. If you’re here and you don’t? You leave. Billions saved, with one stroke.
- Mandatory work requirements for all those able to work. If you want support from taxpayers, you must give something back. A fair time to search for a job, but then you’re put to work. Picking litter or whatever else.
- Full disability fraud crackdown using data-matching and HMRC-style enforcement. Weed out the piss-takers.
- A cap on total household benefit claims - it should never pay more to stay home than to work. Never.

Drive for self-sufficiency.

- Domestic energy production on a huge scale, like we’ve never seen before. Drive that cost of energy down. Fracking. North Sea extraction. New nuclear. Gas storage. Cheap dependable energy = lower prices for everything. It’s that simple.
- Food security, with domestic output boosted and less reliance on foreign supply chains.
- Support British farming. Scrap the family farming tax. Use the public sector’s purchasing power to BUY BRITISH from our farmers. End dependency. Boost farming apprenticeships.
- A national infrastructure plan focused on logistics, ports, roads, and freight efficiency. The cheaper it is to produce and transport things, the lower prices fall. Places like Great Yarmouth with our fantastic port will boom. Stop building roads in Guyana, and use that money in Britain.

A robust plan to deal with the cancer of inflation.

- Immediate ban on money-printing (QE) without explicit Parliamentary approval. No more splurges by the Bank of England and that toad Bailey.
- Slash public spending - genuine far-reaching cuts. Nobody is safe. All departments.
- Foreign aid. Gone. Entirely. Billions saved overnight.
- Freeze all non-essential recruitment across the entire public sector (excluding front-line staff). A workforce pause, until inflation is under control. Then follows strict limits.
- A structured debt-repayment schedule, legally binding, to get those vast billion debt-interest payments falling. If you want some awful perspective - we now spend more on debt interest than on defence. No serious country on earth behaves like this. Britain does. It’s like some third world African tinpot dictatorship approach to economic affairs.
- We need to cut the debt, not just the deficit.
- Public sector pension liability - all off balance sheet. Needs a total overhaul as state employees are radically cut.

Stop importing poverty, crime and sex pests.

- Shut down all illegal migration with mass deportations, rapid removals, third-country processing, and no exceptions. Billions saved on abolishing asylum and related costs.
- Cut legal migration to net-negative, especially low-wage migration that undercuts British workers.
- Remove those who are a drain. If they’re claiming benefits, living in social housing, unable to speak English, refusing to contribute? Thanks, but your presence is no longer required. Bye.
- Deport foreign sex pests and criminals. Make our towns safe again. Watch how investment flows back into our dying high streets.

We must urgently cut back the bankrupt British state. Growth only comes from the following things.

A smaller state. Lower taxes. More people working. Fewer people scrounging. Cheaper energy. Stronger borders. Mass deportations. Actual production.

That is it. Reeves sadly does not have the balls to do what is necessary.

Britain needs an economic revolution.

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Now over a month ive been waiting to be paid out the £1500 @GentingCasinoUK owe me. Raised the issue to them and heard absolutely nothing back aside from "we're investigating this" - absolute shambles of a company. Cant speak to anyone on the phone either. SHOCK @GentingCasinoUK

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

@prestonjord Hello mate

[Chris Holt @Chrisholt96]

Adam Wharton must have shagged Tuchel's wife or something, how's he not in the England squad😂