Chris Taylor

Music is the modern form of magic
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[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

@mewithoutYou thank you.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

@mewithoutYou words can't express the gratitude of first, the emotional release you gave pittsburgh and then, the strength you gave them to go back out into the "real world". Infinite thanks on behalf of the whole city.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

Everyone in PA: I HATE THE WEATHER HERE
Everyone in PA on the first day of fall: OMG IT'S FALL AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE EVERYTHING

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

Can someone explain the logic behind the post-apocalyptic, long- sleeved, oversized head hole henley shirt?

[Chad Gable @WWEGable]

Ummmmm..... what?

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

@ZaxLogs Are you catching transponder snails?

[ShuBrew @shubrew]

Lunch Special today: Chorizo & Avocado Tacos | Chipotle Hollandaise Sauce

These would go great with our Jungel Booties session IPA!

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

I'm not sure the girls who dress up as people from the Purge and as Harley Quinn have the strongest problem solving abilities.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

One day I'd like to work in a kitchen where the plastic wrap roll and box aren't completely broken within the first two days of opening it.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

Saw one of those clowns tonight. It wasn't full costume though, just mask and street clothes. So I'm just kind of "eh" about it.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

My knife has finally shed my own blood. Validation.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

"You tried to tuck me in, and then you unmatched me."

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

If you hold a McDonald's burger in your pocket, you never age

[Stereogum @stereogum]

15 Halloween songs rated by spookiness https://t.co/Cm1JOkpyYs

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Fake Chinese medicine is causing the extinction of rhino. The horn is keratin. They may as well eat their own hair and nails. Silly cunts.

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

"There has to be an app for frat parties."-me

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

At brand new concert

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

@ZaxLogs where did you put all your transponder snails?

[Chris Taylor @ChrisisaTaylor]

"You're kind of funny, but only on twitter."

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Sorry I crip walked at your wedding